How would you describe your main antagonist as poorly as possible?

[Paul_Tromba]

The title basically explains it all. I just want to see how other people on this site would describe their antagonists as humorously as possible. To start off I'll describe the antagonists from each of my stories.

Merlin, but he simped so hard that he decided that the earth should start over with him and his dead wife as the new Adam and Eve.

A chain-smoking Russian pothead who usually wears a tank top, pajama pants, and giant fuzzy slippers. Despite the looks, he is capable of seeing the future and works under a group of researchers whose job description is creating terrible scenarios for other ability users to suffer through on a lawless island.

and finally, Politics.

 

[Jemini]

My main antagonist is the perfect angel who never lies. He just wants to help my protagonist get home.

 

[Plantorsomething]

This dude likes science and is absolutely fed up with kids these days, so he decided to rewind time through a small bit of trial and error.

 

[SakeVision]

Muh justice

 

[Biggest-Kusa-Out-There]

A tantrum-making group of unsatisfied and ideologically dangerous people.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

A tantrum-making group of unsatisfied and ideologically dangerous people.

Sounds like you just described a bunch of crusaders

 

[KoyukiMegumi]

Uh... crazy cult with idealistic beliefs.

 

[EternalSunset0]

Guilty Crown's Gai gets salty over the world and decides to become the Messiah

 

[Snusmumriken]

Main antagonist?

 

[Biggest-Kusa-Out-There]

Sounds like you just described a bunch of crusaders

Well, it describes a lot of groups tbh. The Nazis, the bolcheviques, ISIS, Al Qaeda, any and all rebellious group during any point of human history, etc. In my story they are antagonists, not bad EVIL people. It'd be too easy.

 

[Aoi_Sora]

Dude likes lolis and putting them in his basement.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

Well, it describes a lot of groups tbh. The Nazis, the bolcheviques, ISIS, Al Qaeda, any and all rebellious group during any point of human history, etc. In my story they are antagonists, not bad EVIL people. It'd be too easy.

fair enough

Dude likes lolis and putting them in his basement.

Excuse me. What the F*ck!

 

[BlackKnightX]

The title basically explains it all. I just want to see how other people on this site would describe their antagonists as humorously as possible. To start off I'll describe the antagonists from each of my stories.

Merlin, but he simped so hard that he decided that the earth should start over with him and his dead wife as the new Adam and Eve.

A chain-smoking Russian pothead who usually wears a tank top, pajama pants, and giant fuzzy slippers. Despite the looks, he is capable of seeing the future and works under a group of researchers whose job description is creating terrible scenarios for other ability users to suffer through on a lawless island.

and finally, Politics.

Poorly? Alright; He is a bad guy.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

Poorly? Alright; He is a bad guy.

Yeah, that's my bad. I set the bar too low.

 

[PhillisCreziles]

Neilia, a literal lump of dirt with consciousness discovers that the universe is too absurd and life is too hard. So instead of finding a job and trying to live like a normal person, this literal lump of dirt decides to throw tantrums against the existence of everything.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

Neilia, a literal lump of dirt with consciousness discovers that the universe is too absurd and life is too hard. So instead of finding a job and trying to live like a normal person, this literal lump of dirt decides to throw tantrums against the existence of everything.

mood

 

[Cipiteca396]

Pseudo-Demon Zombies.
Alternatively,

His Own Worst Enemy - TV Tropes

A character's greatest enemy is themselves. Not a Split Personality as in Enemy Within nor an evil clone/twin or Evil Counterpart. But the character themselves. This is where someone's self-loathing and self-defeating feelings are their own worst …

tvtropes.org

 

[longer]

Dude likes lolis and putting them in his basement.

*Insert reddit/discord mod joke*

 

[Anon_Y_Mousse]

My main antagonist is an abusive dad. His household just happens to be an entire nest of city-destroying dragons. And now they're on a road trip to torture some teenagers!

 

[Paul_Tromba]

My main antagonist is an abusive dad. His household just happens to be an entire nest of city-destroying dragons. And now they're on a road trip to torture some teenagers!

Sounds festive!