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tiaf

ゞ(シㅇ3ㅇ)っ•♥•Speak fishy, read BL.•♥•
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Granted, but you become deaf

I wish senpai will notice me.
Granted, but they notice you in the most embarrassing way.

I wish my room was tidy.
 

tiaf

ゞ(シㅇ3ㅇ)っ•♥•Speak fishy, read BL.•♥•
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Granted, now you have Malaria.

I wish I had Malaria.
Granted, but now you're a run of the mill guy.

I wish, we had more blobs on SHF.
 
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granted, but they'll be sent to another world as a futanari god :D

I wish whoever below me will be happy.
 

Yorda

Villainess Yorda the Virtuous Flower of Evil
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granted, but they'll be sent to another world as a futanari god :D

I wish whoever below me will be happy.
Granted, but it was only a momentary happiness since I realize that my homework is still not done. Thank you though.

I wish that the next person's life would be filled with unspeakable joy forever. :blob_evil_two:
 

Zoey

Mustachu
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Granted, but it was only a momentary happiness since I realize that my homework is still not done. Thank you though.

I wish that the next person's life would be filled with unspeakable joy forever. :blob_evil_two:
Granted. but they will be in a comma.

I wish I wasn't in a comma.

Edit: I meant coma. But now I look like an idiot.
 
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Yorda

Villainess Yorda the Virtuous Flower of Evil
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Granted. but they will be in a comma.

I wish I wasn't in a comma.

Granted, but it turns out you were in a coma instead of a comma.

I wish I was a member of Team Rocket from the show Pokemon.
 

Zoey

Mustachu
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Granted, but it turns out you were in a coma instead of a comma.

I wish I was a member of Team Rocket from the show Pokemon.
Granted, but you'll always be blasting off again.

I wish I'd stop making grammar mistakes.
 

ZynGrand

The Winds Of Change Will Erode All Things.
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Granted, but you'll always be blasting off again.

I wish I'd stop making grammar mistakes.
Granted, now all your mistakes are correct, which means everybody else is making mistakes left and right. But nobody else knows, so basically nothing changes.

I wish school didn't exist.
 

BenJepheneT

Light Up Gold - Parquet Courts
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Granted, now all your mistakes are correct, which means everybody else is making mistakes left and right. But nobody else knows, so basically nothing changes.

I wish school didn't exist.
Granted, now school shooters are just shooters.

I wish I was a school scooter.
 

tiaf

ゞ(シㅇ3ㅇ)っ•♥•Speak fishy, read BL.•♥•
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Granted, now school shooters are just shooters.

I wish I was a school scooter.
Granted, but you are slower than the kids who walk so nobody is using you.

I wish I had a laptop.
 

tiaf

ゞ(シㅇ3ㅇ)っ•♥•Speak fishy, read BL.•♥•
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Granted but the keyboard is in Hebrew.

I wish I was.
Granted, you are a copy of your past self but can’t become your present or future self.

I wish I didn’t have to work late.
 

Nahrenne

Pure and Innocent Maiden~
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Granted, you are a copy of your past self but can’t become your present or future self.

I wish I didn’t have to work late.
Granted, but now you never stop working.

I wish for social toxicity to stop.

X
 

Zoey

Mustachu
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Granted, you are now the color black, an image and a concept without a life or goal other than your very existence.

I wish I can tell if anyone online is a trap or actually female.
Granted, now everyone is female.

I wish for world peace under a robot dictator.
 
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