Freesia.Cutepearl
Nonsensically Weird while Weirdly Nonsensical
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Blame @Nahrenne for this atrocity.
I have drunk alchomohol to maximize the experience for us all, apologies for bad keyboard work, thank Grammarly-chan for putting up with my shit.
"Another day, another group of writers to lay!" Trending-Tab-chan said to herself as a devious smile crossed her face, she could barely contain her excitement. A brilliant statistician, she had applied for the job well over a year ago, at a brand new writing firm known as ScribbleHub. It was her job to analyze all the metrics, and rate the authors in order to place them on the Trending list every day.
She had a secret, though, she was also a succubus, with a fetish for writers, and her appetite was insatiable, she abused her position to cater to her fetishes, propping up and inspiring writers who wrote about the things that tickled her wildest fantasies, only to steal that same energy with her daily "private coaching sessions." Everyone had become accustomed to the routine, somewhere in their minds they knew what was going on, but instead of complaining, they were filled with envy, awaiting the day she blessed them with a coveted stamp and called them in for their own "private session."
Tab-chan entered the Isekai room and proceeded to do her slow meticulous walk down each aisle, taking notes on her tablet clipboard, occasionally remarking with a comment such as "Nice" or "Intriguing" along with the occasional comment such as "That is such a turn on." After some time she stopped in front of a nervous-looking woman writing an Isekai about a lesbian demon queen, she had just finished her first yuri scene. Tab-chan looked at her with a grin filled with lust, reached into a small bag she carried around her shoulder, pulled out a stamp labeled #3, and stamped the woman's head.
Turning around to continue down the aisle, as the woman stared with a dumbfounded expression, Tab-chan looked behind her and remarked, "I expect to see you for our private lesson this evening." before turning back and continuing on her way. Leaving the Isekai room behind she wandered into the Gender Bender room, as she walked down the aisleway, she mumbled to herself here or there, eventually stopping and watching an author intently as they nervously worked away on their computer, she looked at her tablet and pulled up their story art before exclaiming, "Oooh, Futa! Very nice."
Tab-chan reached into her bag and pulled out the #1 stamp and pressed it firmly against the nervous young author's forehead. She stared at him and licked her lips seductively as he began to break out into a cold sweat. After replacing her stamp in her bag, she placed her hand under his chin, stroking it gently while remarking seductively, "Be sure you don't miss today's private session, I have something very special in mind for you." she finished with a devious smile as she slowly slid her fingers across his chin before pulling away and continuing down the aisle.
Thank you for reading, I could go on but that'd be rated R and no one wants that, right?
Edit: fixed 3 typos because I care way too much for some damn reason
I have drunk alchomohol to maximize the experience for us all, apologies for bad keyboard work, thank Grammarly-chan for putting up with my shit.
"Another day, another group of writers to lay!" Trending-Tab-chan said to herself as a devious smile crossed her face, she could barely contain her excitement. A brilliant statistician, she had applied for the job well over a year ago, at a brand new writing firm known as ScribbleHub. It was her job to analyze all the metrics, and rate the authors in order to place them on the Trending list every day.
She had a secret, though, she was also a succubus, with a fetish for writers, and her appetite was insatiable, she abused her position to cater to her fetishes, propping up and inspiring writers who wrote about the things that tickled her wildest fantasies, only to steal that same energy with her daily "private coaching sessions." Everyone had become accustomed to the routine, somewhere in their minds they knew what was going on, but instead of complaining, they were filled with envy, awaiting the day she blessed them with a coveted stamp and called them in for their own "private session."
Tab-chan entered the Isekai room and proceeded to do her slow meticulous walk down each aisle, taking notes on her tablet clipboard, occasionally remarking with a comment such as "Nice" or "Intriguing" along with the occasional comment such as "That is such a turn on." After some time she stopped in front of a nervous-looking woman writing an Isekai about a lesbian demon queen, she had just finished her first yuri scene. Tab-chan looked at her with a grin filled with lust, reached into a small bag she carried around her shoulder, pulled out a stamp labeled #3, and stamped the woman's head.
Turning around to continue down the aisle, as the woman stared with a dumbfounded expression, Tab-chan looked behind her and remarked, "I expect to see you for our private lesson this evening." before turning back and continuing on her way. Leaving the Isekai room behind she wandered into the Gender Bender room, as she walked down the aisleway, she mumbled to herself here or there, eventually stopping and watching an author intently as they nervously worked away on their computer, she looked at her tablet and pulled up their story art before exclaiming, "Oooh, Futa! Very nice."
Tab-chan reached into her bag and pulled out the #1 stamp and pressed it firmly against the nervous young author's forehead. She stared at him and licked her lips seductively as he began to break out into a cold sweat. After replacing her stamp in her bag, she placed her hand under his chin, stroking it gently while remarking seductively, "Be sure you don't miss today's private session, I have something very special in mind for you." she finished with a devious smile as she slowly slid her fingers across his chin before pulling away and continuing down the aisle.
Thank you for reading, I could go on but that'd be rated R and no one wants that, right?
Edit: fixed 3 typos because I care way too much for some damn reason
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