Mates, remember when I drank my way through all of last Friday? Yeah, neither do I. Today I heard that I might be ******. Majorly ******. People coming to break my lower spine kind of ******. I offended someone serious, possibly. ****** ****!
Mates, if your story includes slavery, please tag it. I think slavery is disgusting and don't want to read that fetish filth. No masters above, no slaves below!
Still jobless. Received an offer from the mate of a mate, but it is immoral. I am not that desperate... yet. I estimate one and a half more months until I run out and starve. One month if I keep drinking this much, haha.
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That's a lot for one letter.