I...lost my wallet...
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hey! i summon you, the cheese grator!
Fun fact! Search "*insert bad politician name* Gangsta's Paradise" on YouTube and you will meet some of the premium idiots world has to offer in the comment section.
Help! I forgot a word! WHat do you call that cart like thing which has 3 wheels used to carry like bricks around?
SH user of the day: A vase of pennies
We need to sext on Yahoo Answers.
*uni gives all female staff and female students the day off because of women's day*
*my math prof comes to work anyways*
Why are math people such work-maniacs?
Me taking a screenshot of a picture I have downloaded because Gmail can't find it for some reason
Today I learnt that dating sites now have a section to mention whether you are vaccinated or not.
nigga you pocutre is feet
How the hell did we ever reach the point of normalising sensual pottery!
As Lord of Punctuation, I am ashamed to announce I have forgotten what present perfect is.
APAANSIIIIIIIIIIIII
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High school graduate. No college degree required :)
Must have 5 years experience in analysis.
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Must have atleast 3 published works.
Slangs are not covered by the Lord of Punctuations
Yours, on the other hand, resembled
with feet
I might be getting addicted to blocking people...
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