We need a competitive virginity rankings here.
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*Pats the catboi*
I am about to fail the Critical Thinking class. Last semester I failed Verbal Reasoning. How do I even....
順便一提， 我有台灣初級華語證書。
I will steal all your hype and make it mine.
Being an author makes you look up the strangest things.
Can i kiss you ?
The trifecta of online classes:
Mute the sound
Set playback speed to 2x
Autoplay On
I was gonna say something like what’s up mongrel but that sounds mean
Have your balls bounce some hippo teeth.
Do your armpits taste of Oreos or did my Oreos start tasting like armpits?
Here's a stolen yt comment:
My body fluctuates between having no problem climbing up 7 floors of stairs but gets a mini heart attack everytime I get out of bed.
How do girls flirt when boys give any girl who pays attention to them the thousand yard state?
I saw a fat frog today
I want a Dan Brown like novel about modern slang. Bring over the best linguist expert and have him team up with the best encryption expert to figure out what does jover means.
I saw kid with a mimikyuu plush on their bag.
I felt what I could only describe as nationalistic pride
Everything sounds funnier when you’re lacking sleep
What should I get for dinner later?
It really feels like Europeans exams are like,
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