People say the biggest trick ever was pulled by Devil by convincing the world that God doesn't exist; but I believe the greatest trick ever was the time Austria managed to convince the world Hitler was German and Beethoven was Austrian.
Cultivate the disgusting fact that you are born as a disgusting male of the species of disgusting humans and you will find all monsters, demons and halflings to be repelled.
Americans: *learn languages like Spanish or Latin in school* "Ah, I am just a monolingual. Sometimes I think I don't even know English lol"
Europeans: *know how to pronounce croissant* "French. Dutch. German. English. I knew more languages by the time I stopped swallowing legos than what you could possibly learn in your whole life."