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  • Apparently, it is fine to say that you don't speak AK47 but it is racist if you say that you don't speak masala.
    It is said that there are 3 places where you can easily get information from complete strangers. The market, the barber and the whorehouse.
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    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Depends on the place. If it's a city then the homeless, mom and pop shops, and hookers. If it's a small farming town then you go to the diner/gas station, the one or two drug dealers, and the one shitty bar. For a more suburban area, you want to go to the nearest kid's sports game where all the moms are gossiping and the neighborhood watch. Though even these vary from region to region as culture shifts.
    ModernGold7ne
    ModernGold7ne
    All three places, I'd be the one discreetly being interrogated.
    I am severely dissatisfied by how bad an ahego face do real people make.
    Ai-chan
    Ai-chan
    Yes, it looks really stupid in real life. That's why respectable AV idols don't bother copying manga's ahegao.
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    Indeed, they have their own squeaky voice, it's like you are squeezing a mouse.
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    deep thoughts
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    Shit always float, but gold always sinks.
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    Amok
    Amok
    lesson being all these billionaire types should invest in manure yachts
    Agentt
    Agentt
    How much shit to we need to add to 1 gram gold to make it float?
    Ai-chan
    Ai-chan
    That depends on your diet. But for a high fibre diet, you would probably need a total of 100 gram shit to keep 1 gram gold float and the gold must be in powder form. If it's 1 gram nugget, it would probably fall through the shit into the bottom.
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    *pats*
    You sub-consciously made me base a character off you, so now instead of a motherly Onee-san, we have a glasses girl who reads all the time and makes lewd noises when one massages her shoulders
    Agentt
    Agentt
    And she wants to play strip poker but with UNO cards because poker games take too long
    Ai-chan
    Ai-chan
    Ai-chan does make lots of lewd noises when Ai-chan got massaged. The thai massage parlour masseuse even gave Ai-chan her number in case Ai-chan wants to do some 'personal massage' on her day off.
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    I wasn't the type to moan when massaged, but one day I heard my little brother said the word lol outloud, as in "lol" while we were playing table tennis and I decided to punish him by making lewd noises everytime I hit the ball, but the experience was so fun and colourful, I now just do them everytime I stretch
    Younger brother-older sister incest is the purest form of love.
    Katsuya
    Katsuya
    Then, Why don't you check my garbage incest story?

    Kaze_Kozuha
    Kaze_Kozuha
    Wrong! Older brother-younger sister incest is the best. Although, when it come to Kiss X Sis, I'm not complaining. But, literally, incest manga and light novels are the best. I can't say that your opinion on incest is wrong. My favorite incest manga series is Siscon Ani to Brocon Imouto ga. It's a short read, but the art is awesome.
    Katsuya
    Katsuya
    @Kaze_Kozuha Ok, ok. I mean, Imouto are great- like top teir, but yeah. idk. Ig older sis for me. I just like them more.

    Kiss x sis was the stuff! Dang!! too good. mc... why... you... sigh.

    Siscon ani... boom! that was some nice fire!! read the manga.
    Happy New Years Ai chan, glad to see you're still with us.
    Ai-chan
    Ai-chan
    Oh happy new year! Ai-chan didn't realize you put this here. Anyway, happy new neko year!
    How many people can you take on at once?
    Ai-chan
    Ai-chan
    Without context, Ai-chan can't answer the question. But if it is a fight, if Ai-chan has a naginata or long staff, 4 maybe if they're just common untrained thugs.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I didn't know Miss Ai here was into hardcore pegging god DAMN

    If you look close to her thighs you might find an Ace of Spaces tattoo with a Q drawn in the middle
    Agentt
    Agentt
    Four?! That's honestly way more than I expected.

    Getting crushed between thighs is one of those things which sound good, doesn't work
    In space, nobody can hear you commit incest.
    T.K._Paradox
    T.K._Paradox
    Brother do me har-- *lungs collapse, eyeballs pop, and skin freezes over due to the sudden change in pressure and being in a vacuum*
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    *keeps fucking anyway*
    Intentionally pretending to be a non-fluent speaker of foreign language is very hard to do when you're fluent.
    Zirrboy
    Zirrboy
    That's a you problem, I can't even speak my native language properly
    Leficios
    Leficios
    It's pretty awkward for me to not be able to speak my own language properly. Was in another country for 6 years, so by the time I got back I don't remember shit.
    Reading these smut mangas made Ai-chan go straight to tsumino.
    Agentt
    Agentt
    Just reading that word was enough for me to open a new tab
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