BenJepheneT
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  • People always get Older Woman and MILF wrong so let's set the record straight:

    Older Woman is just that, older woman.

    MILF is a subsidiary of an Older Woman who endured 9 arduous months of inflation fetishism and had a screaming gremlin spawn out of her queef chapel in a pool of sacrificial slime.

    You're welcome.
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    Alkareel
    Alkareel
    I can't believe the amount of unlearned people out there.
    I think the problem with the internet is that the intersect between the ABSOLUTE ARCHIVAL POWER, the UNPARALLELED EASE TO SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, and the INAPPROPRIATE PUSH TOWARDS ACCOUNTABILITY is getting a lot of people into a lot of unwanted trouble
    I find that dealing with the irrational fear of ghosts becomes easy when you're detrimentally horny.
    If there's any comic out there that genuinely portrayed sexual assault in both a comedic and traumatic way, it's Invincible.

    It's like an ironic type of humor. Assaulted by the best in the worst way possible. I don't know whether to cringe or laugh whenever I reread that part.
    Thats not a hot car, thats a trolley.

    should have gone to specsavers..
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    If I'm in a trolley, then that trolley's a fucking car.

    If I'm in a bar, then that bar a fucking wine house.

    If I'm in a terrace house, then that house's a fucking bungalow.

    Do you see what I'm getting at here?
    Aoibh
    Aoibh
    I see, you're off your rocker.
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    Deleted member 49654
    If you are a trolley, a bar, or a terrace house, then you gotta see a psychiatrist.
    I'm not sure if you know this, but most hearts are not purple. You are currently spreading misinformation in your title, and I plead you stop such. Pick a more realistic color, like red.

    Or blue, in the case of the pinball spider.
    No sleep is better than crashing on your unmade bed in your Adidas tracksuit at a post-rain atmosphere
    OneRanter
    OneRanter
    Ain't that the universal isekaided kit? D:
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I will not take this Adidas tracksuit slander you fucking cunt
    OneRanter
    OneRanter
    You are right! :0 This Ranter went for some research on the topic and found out that tracksuit is not an Isekai stereotype... It is a hikineeto stereotype! xD

    Behold! The most disreputable refference This Amazing Ranter Found!
    (ノ -_-)ノ~ https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1505463

    This Ranter had been misled by Kazuma and Subaru!
    My sister receives her first ever allowance and the first thing she buys is a fucking whistle I'm losing it right now
    someguysomeone
    someguysomeone
    "fucking whistle"-a whistle to fuck


    I mean, it is her allowance and she can use it however she wants. Don't be jealous. If you ask kindly, she may let you "blow it" too.
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    Deleted member 49654
    Maybe she bought it to practice? Btw, don't fuck her whistle. It is not gentlemanly.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    She doesn't practice anything. She's barely 8. She just blows it everywhere in the house, and I can't sleep right at night knowing I can't throw hands until she's legally 16 where she's at her apt age to recieve said hands.
    The washing machine doesn't serve you. It's a trade deal. You're getting one sock for the price of two.
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    ZynGrand
    ZynGrand
    You're not just getting one sock, you're getting one clean sock.

    It's called the law of equivalent exchange for a reason.
    Do not let the media lie to you. You are allowed to piss in the sink. There is no downside in pissing into a sink. Don't let the conglomerate lie to you.

    Break free of the programming. Piss in the sink.
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