During my lifetime, even though i'm only 20 years old, I have seen many things that I honestly feel that I should never have seen, and would be better off never having seen them.
When I was 11 years old, my parents started to buy 9 gallons of milk a week. 7 of them were consumed by me(1 gallon per day), while the other 2 were for cooking and for everyone else to use.
My younger brother said that the fridge has a p*nis, and I asked "where?", and he responded by opening it and pointing at the cocktail sauce on the shelf.
Every time I read the name Larry, I have flashbacks to my childhood, where a talking cucumber and tomato teach me about God, Jesus, and other bible content through the television screen.