So many things, I've read. So many things, something something yearlong hiatus, something something became tedious to read, something something dropped by the author.
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@JayMark80 will be mad about what I had for dinner.
The AI generated art invaded your profile:
I made dinner with two of my brothers.
Crorng!
I can't wait for the rainy season. I love it when water falls from the sky.
I haven't eaten much in the past three days. Just a quesadilla two days ago, and some chips(crisps if you feel like it) as a snack.
I am sick. It hurts, and if I drink or eat anything, including water, I will vomit.
Very Fun Fact: Each US penny costs 3.7¢ to make, while it's spending value is 1¢.
You know how people say "(insert action here), my ass!"?
I walked by someone recently and they said, "Let's go eat something.", to another person, who promptly responded, "Eat, my ass! You just want me to pay for your meal!"
And I'm thinking, "that's not what 'eat, my ass!' means..."
I like the taste of thighs, but breasts are also good.
I got a bulk box of Doritos with 50 bags in it. They are supposed to weigh 1 oz. per bag, but all of them weigh 2 oz. each and have very little air. Is this a factory error I'm sensing?
This one will taste good if I eat it.
In the entire universe, there are only about 746 different humanoid races, and only about 90 of them will ever be capable of leaving their world within the next couple millennia. There are more various races on earth than on any other planet, with Angels, demons, elves, dwarves, all manner of faeries, many different kinds of beast folk, and even dragons with the ability to take humanoid form with just a thought.
When I got stabbed in the chest with a knife, I screamed in pain loudly, but I also at the same time started singing the sword valley theme from Xenoblade Chronicles with my screams, because I have long had the habit of singing with my pained screams when I get hurt. It doesn't hurt as bad when you sing with your pained screams.
It's only now that I look at my left arm and see just how absurd of an amount of scar tissue is on it.
Imitation crab is only made of a slight amount of crab, and many other fish. That is to say, crab rangoon, which is usually made of imitation crab instead of real crab, is not really crab rangoon, but fish rangoon.
@Anon2025 in response to your new Rule #3482, I wonder that about myself all the time, what with the nerve damage and constant vomiting just by breathing the air, and the being quite close to blind.
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There are some thing that should never be said, literally ever... I want tatzelwurm girls to be real. A tatzelwurm is a snake with the head of a cat and two front legs. -
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