If I find a log that is hollowed out in the perfect way, I will put it on my head, just as I will use a stick like a sword, should I find the perfect one.
Smol alien (Aushefexiiv) natural life spans last about 150 earth years on average, but can be extended up to 12738 earth years without serious side effects from the procedures. These procedures only work on members of the Aushefexiiv race.
The world needs more SciFi first contact gender bender reincarnated alien girl MC stories. I have found about 4 of them so far, and all of them are in a language I cannot read without a translator. I need more too.
Another fine addition to this worthless reality, my pc, which hasn't been replaced in 8 years, just died today. It turns on, but it overheats within 5 seconds of boot calling. I can't afford another one.
I used to take a knife and carve at my skin and flesh and eat it when I was a kid. Bottom of the foot was what I always ate. Nobody ever found out. (Not joking)