Some BearlyAlive lurking clown/troll/professional translator and editor offering their services and (almost unfunny) jokes and services too cheap to be FullyAlive.
I offer:
-structural editing (the normal kind/cleaning your writing)
-developmental editing (checking and removing inconsistencies in your writing)
-environmental editing (help in plotting or co-writing minus the writing part)
Prices start at 0.5$ for every 100 words.
I'm only dealing with money, no souls, no (sexual) favors, no cookies... Ok, maybe cookies as well. But shipping isn't cheap, so maybe you should pay me with money unless you're loaded.
Whenever I try to write something I somehow end up with this multidimensional giant of a plot that lets Marvel's AU look like a kids' book...
Editor for hire. 5$ for a normal length chapter (1.5k words) or 5$ for additional environmental and developmental editing.
Terrible translations from Japanese to English are also possible, but not recommended. You have been warned!
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