My new niche kink is a mother-daughter pair with the same H-cup breast size, insinuating that the mother had smaller cups when she was her daughter's age and implying that the daughter will further surpass her mother when she grows.
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It's come to the point where if a new movie turns out to be actually good, I pray to the good heavens above that it DOESN'T get a sequel in the foreseeable future.
7 billion fuckers on the planet. We could lose 3, at least.
Black men twerking be funny™ to me
My friend recommended me this game under the pretence that it's "Genshin for men".
I thought Genshin was already made primarily for men but then I checked it out and found out he meant men men.
efficiency does not equate to collusion. that said, i think i can probably build a really good gas chamber. one that outsmokes all the other gas chambers. i don't agree with its usage, im just saying i'm probably the best gas chamber constructor in history.
i fucking despise my sociology lectures. not the lecture itself, but the chat function. it's the coexistence between the most pretentious of armchair psychologists and the unfunniest fuckers on the planet calling themselves "memers" posting stale impact font bullshit.
For no apparent reason whatsoever, let me just list my top 5 games of all time:
1. Need for Speed: Pro Street
2. Deus Ex: Human Revolution
3. Dead Rising 3
4. Team Fortress 2
5. Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days
I might post some essays off these titles soon.
I've been marketing insurance as a side job lately and the exaggerations I've spewed and omitted are so slimy I've decided to turn in my resignation just after 3 weeks of work.
AFTER I get enough funds to buy a new phone, of course.
Can't believe Drake named his new album after the reviews he'll receive
besides breaking and entering, would i be charged for non-consensually doing a bang ass manicure on a sleeping person
I'm the toenail fairy. I clip my magic toenails every day and visit all the good children at night and sneak into their beds and as they sleep, slide my toenails in between their eyelids for good luck. Push it between their fleshy curtains as deep as possible <3
I've just finished reviewing "Villainess, retry!"
for fledging writers upset that your latest series isn't taking off; fret not. there are SO MANY dropped series in the market that people learned to uncuck themselves by only touching books that have at least crossed the 50k word mark, or 20 chapters at the very least. just write more and when readers get insurance that you won't blueball them for the foreseeable future, only then will they give you a chance.
until today I can't believe Seth MacFarlane got away with making a gay masochistic baby in Family Guy. Not even big Netflix series get away with comedic sexual innuendos among adolescents but big Seth gets to send a toddler through an animated anal gauntlet and walk away unscathed.
This isn't a call to action I'm simply impressed is all
If I had a nickel for everytime Micheal Mann's Heat uploaded onto YouTube in its entirety, I'd have two nickels. it's not a lot but I'm glad it's happened twice
I used to say that I started writing because I originally wanted to make comics but didn't have the technicality to break into the visual medium.
I'm not saying I'm gonna stop writing entirely.
But I have been flirting with an old flame as of late.
There's a stray dog around my local shop lot whom I refer to as Fuckface. She isn't an asshole; hell, she's even more well behaved than my dog. The reason I've done so is solely so I can squeal Fuckface in a high pitched voice in public and have my call be answered by the meanest looking mixed mongrel jogging towards me with a huffing smile and a wagging tail.
I feel like it should be said that regardless of motivation, if you do bad things on your own volition, you're a bad person i.e: Jet and Hama from The Last Airbender weren't good people.
"My village got genocided so it's okay for me to flood a village or pull a Scarlet Witch on innocents"
Tried out em Baki heat waves
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