Twitter recently put out a meme called "cough on homophobes", in which I propose we cough on homos instead, making homophobes lose their reason of being homophobic and thus, eliminating the possibility of homophobia altogether.
Those bigoted pussies rejected my unconventional yet revolutionary idea.
most felines' lips are part of their skin, so they aren't as sensitive as human lips, which have exposed membranes and are HIGHLY sensitive. if your cat ever turns into a human and you wish to seduce it, just french kiss it. they'll be unfamiliar with the sensation of membranes in their lips and in turn, become super horny super fast. BenBen out
Horse's sweat contains the same chemical compounds as your average lubricant, which implies that you can technically lubricate your pistons with horse sweat for an effective alternative to efficient thrusting.
Pro Tip: If you're getting roasted by your siblings (cousins, nephews, etc.), start accusing them of mastrubation. They may deny it but keep it up. Keep accusing them of doing the wrangle tango, and they'll soon question themselves whether they are what you say they are - a filthy mastrubator. Then, as they dwelve deep into their head space, clock them in the balls for being a piece of shit.