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  • Are you serious? I spent almost half a year anticipating how that crocodile dies and this is how he dies? A god damn car accident by a chick he saved on day 3?!

    Hell yeah
    The Coronavirus has taken over half of the globe! What do we do?

    Malaysian Health Minister
    : wArM WaTeR
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    Yorda
    Yorda
    I looked this up. Your health minister is ... "because the virus does not like warm things ..."

    Yorda's Secret Thoughts: "Was Malaysia even okay before the virus?"
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    The only reason we still stand is cause' our government sucks even in doing corruption.

    When our 6th Prime Minister was caught with an unsourced 2.6B in Ringgit he made a public statement claiming it was "solicited donation by the nation", whereby the nation flipped him a collective, unsolicited bird.
    if you ever get to take a cute animal girl home, don't take a lioness. i condone healthy sexual relations but mating 50 times a day is something I don't recommend
    Twitter recently put out a meme called "cough on homophobes", in which I propose we cough on homos instead, making homophobes lose their reason of being homophobic and thus, eliminating the possibility of homophobia altogether.

    Those bigoted pussies rejected my unconventional yet revolutionary idea.
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    killing someone with a knee

    ONE KNEE MAN

    jokes aside, i don't think you'd write a joke that kills people, unless you're Monty Python.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I'm like medusa but instead of snakes my jokes cringe you to death
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    gaylolis
    eyyy
    One of the most jarring experiences of joining a Christian group chat is how everyone wishes everybody a verbal good morning everyday and expects you to send one back.
    AliceShiki
    AliceShiki
    Oh, I hate those... I never reply to good morning messages... >.>
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    what's worse is when they send images of gifs of jpeg jesus wishing you a holy morning so you have to spend 2 minutes deleting the pics in your gallery
    AliceShiki
    AliceShiki
    These younglings and their phones that auto-download things! xD

    *coughs* No, seriously, you can just turn off auto-download, it's what I did back when I had no wi-fi as I needed that precious data~
    most felines' lips are part of their skin, so they aren't as sensitive as human lips, which have exposed membranes and are HIGHLY sensitive. if your cat ever turns into a human and you wish to seduce it, just french kiss it. they'll be unfamiliar with the sensation of membranes in their lips and in turn, become super horny super fast. BenBen out
    tiaf
    tiaf
    interesting:blob_cookie:
    Yorda
    Yorda
    Nyaa!!! :blobtaco:
    Fifteen thousand people gathered in Port Dickson for a fishing contest. They're in a crowd. No one's wearing a mask. Doubt any of them has any sanitisers on either.

    We're doomed as a species.
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    Yorda
    Yorda
    The coronavirus is not statistically likely to kill more than 50% of people. Even if every single one of them contracted coronavirus the young, non-obese, non-smokers, fertile, and people with good immune systems will live in great numbers. Human beings are reactionary, the large number of deaths would prompt future countermeasures for infectious diseases that could boost humanity's future chances of survival.


    I think I'm improving on my muscles. Not so much for the hands and poses though
    Earlier this week, a group of 15,000 Muslims gathered in Selayang for a prayer session. Everybody joint hands, ate from a communal tray and touched each other with their faith in Allah.

    Then the Uztaz went back to Brunei and got tested positive for Corona.

    The first confirmed infection was admitted in 24 hours but broke out of quarantine. He was captured a day later, after passing through multiple public areas.
    tiaf
    Yorth
    Yorth
    big brain play. In kuweit, I believe that prayers are now done at home. Every time there is an adan, it is also accompanied with a warning to pray at home. Wish they would do the same here
    Dountmindme
    Dountmindme
    A lot of the masjids are all empty in my area and other cities I visit. We only gather on big holidays. And Fridays is when ppl go to the Mosques. But because of covid-19 things stopped.
    Horse's sweat contains the same chemical compounds as your average lubricant, which implies that you can technically lubricate your pistons with horse sweat for an effective alternative to efficient thrusting.
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    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    Piston?
    Are you talking about a factory machine?
    *tilts head*

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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Yeah, those things you see in V8 engines punching in fuel and power to run those ponies. Pistons.
    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    Oh, I see.
    'o'

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    Pro Tip: If you're getting roasted by your siblings (cousins, nephews, etc.), start accusing them of mastrubation. They may deny it but keep it up. Keep accusing them of doing the wrangle tango, and they'll soon question themselves whether they are what you say they are - a filthy mastrubator. Then, as they dwelve deep into their head space, clock them in the balls for being a piece of shit.
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