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  • there will never be another Latino sung musical in western animation history *GREATER than the Mexican rendition of Radiohead's Creep in The Book of Life
    Agentt
    Agentt
    There is Enchante? The whole disney movie based in that area?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    i apologize, another Latino sung musical in western animation history GREATER than that
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    I-I....liked Enchante.....
    i've come to realize, as of late, that my threads don't make it to the front page on SH. it's either that I'm posting on the wrong category, or i'm shadow banned.

    i can be self-aware at times, so it's not a reach of a guess to suggest it's the latter.
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    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    it's because you're shitposting less and serious more; you're growing up and losing your innocent, childish charm; one day you will long to be benny again
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    CadmarLegend
    I'm slowly growing accustomed to 'Rona side effects. Getting kinda comfy ngl, or is it the varus trying to catch me off guard?

    i don't know, but I hit 900 words today, which was a definite improvement from yesterday



    I wrote a whole sports scene for this smut harem. it's fun. gonna be worth it.
    'Rona symptoms are killing me. eating hurts. joints hurt. can't think straight. God is dead. I killed him.

    only managed 500 words today, which is my daily minimum.



    will try to maintain same pace tmw
    ya boi couldn't run away forever

    the 'Rona caught me
    one thing i found out about romance manga is that male authors tend to give frequent but usually temporary gratification while female authors have nail-bitingly grating pacing but EVERY step taken is accounted for

    now, there's no rules saying you can't have best of both worlds
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    Cipiteca396
    Cipiteca396
    Eh, technically it just means 'not male or female', so there's plenty of room for non-void stuff.
    But actually, what would you consider the best of both worlds writing wise?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    technically, anyone can do it; well, anyone who's well versed in the culture of romance fiction and are capable enough to infuse factors from varying subgenres to enhance each other or even create a new one.

    personally, if there's a muscular stud and 20 flavours of women clamouring over one another to suck his dick, no need for both worlds; that's the best world.
    Omnifarious
    Omnifarious
    Both worlds... kinda like threading shoelaces?
    each time you go through a loop it's getting to a goal... make another turn and thread another hole...
    in the end, you yank it tight and pull in all the slack, and you get a tightly packed perfect fit.
    Finish with a ribbon
    i usually take my dog out for a shit @ night and use my phone's flashlight to tactically scoop the poop with efficient precision. tonight, as I was doing the deed, some fireworks lit up and scared the shit out of my dog. she broke into a sprint, tuggin' her leash which was tied to the same hand holding my phone, illuminating the shit.

    you can guess what happened.
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    maybe it was a gunshot
    SilvCrimBlac
    SilvCrimBlac
    Last cellphone I had was in December of 2019. It began swelling up like a baloon. Something about the battery being corrupted or something idk. Since I work from home now, it's less important that I have one and the friends I still retain know I've never liked texting and don't do social media. My facebook profile pic is from 2009. So call me and have a normal conversation or don't bother me.
    SilvCrimBlac
    SilvCrimBlac
    This cuts the majority of the nonsense and false people from my life since apparently, conversing in more than just a dozen words by text is too hard for them to manage. I love social media for one reason and one reason alone, it keeps the morons away from me and busy ruining someone else's day.
    Truly a dialogue for the ages
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    I both hate you, I like you. Also you ban count on Royalroad. Mines like 5+
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    2.

    It's too easy to get banned on Royal Road. I'm waiting for the bigger prey
    my favourite kind of restaurants are those makeshift stalls you find on the side of a deserted highway with two tables and one chair at 3 am. there's no one else under the roof. you might very well be the first and last customer the stall has that day.
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    and the cook doesn't clean his hands after shitting then serves you expired food
    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    You sure you haven't been to Brooklyn? This is like....everyone near the BK Bridge and the highway closeby who can find two barrels and a wide plank to stack on top of them. I had the best damn Barbeque Ribs and the best damn Fish tacos I've ever had in my life there. It probably wasn't even real beef ribs and I don't even think it was real fish in those tacos but it was still so fucking good.
    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    A plate of "proper" beef ribs would most likely hit between 15 and 25$ unless you went into a Ma & Pop shop, where you might get it for 10$. But this guy was cooking them up for 3 bucks a plate and it didn't even bother me that he probably stole everything from the food to the plastic utensils and styrofoam plates. In fact, I'd be surprised it hadn't stole them.
    had a convo with a buncha mates where we laughed at the sound of honda civics at 3am when one of the chicks belted out, "it's not gonna make girls like you, bro"

    bitch who's doin dis for you? it's stupid but they're having fun by themselves, not for your panties to drop.
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    some are just psycho and need to hide their facial expressions all the time
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    i mean, with the pandemic, it's easier than ever
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    yeah, i have my hair all over my face, and a mask and if I want to i can put on glasses too for extra coverage
    a demon curses a woman with an RGB womb. every baby she has comes out with a random colour. she's divorced 3 times, but the caveat is that she's got six kids who she could line up and dance in the form of a rainbow to cheer her from her pointless suffering.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Can I get whatever you're smoking?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    this is my conscious form

    even I fear what I'll become if I turn high
    I get intimidated by good art at times, so much so that my enthusiasm gets wrecked and I end up not doing any drawing/writing because it feels like there's no point contributing an inferior drop into an ocean of masterpieces

    Luckily for me, I'm a shameless man, so I get back up pretty fast. I'll be dejected in the morning and already be up on my feet in the afternoon
    toy chica from fnaf baBY oh lord that smooth smug of a gawk gawk machine Jesus Christ the oily sloppy Joes she'll provide man those top shelf birthing HIPS just BEGGING to be STUFFED with human semen until her exhaust pipes blow cum bubbles the size of Venezuela's inflation rate on fucking GOD i will KILL to bury my cock so deep in her that when I pull out I'll be crowned King fucken Arthur
    i wanna fuck roxanne from fnaf so bad, bro. i bet her synthetic robot fox pussy can squeeze oranges. i bet she got that Grip of '87 oh lord idc if i get tetanus from repeatedly tainting her metallics with my semen and get hella rust in my dick hole just let me fruitlessly impregnate and dominate that magenta goth fox bitch please god I want to run a paizuri train on her
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