BenJepheneT

BenJepheneT

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  • BenJepheneT
    I get intimidated by good art at times, so much so that my enthusiasm gets wrecked and I end up not doing any drawing/writing because it feels like there's no point contributing an inferior drop into an ocean of masterpieces

    Luckily for me, I'm a shameless man, so I get back up pretty fast. I'll be dejected in the morning and already be up on my feet in the afternoon
    BenJepheneT
    toy chica from fnaf baBY oh lord that smooth smug of a gawk gawk machine Jesus Christ the oily sloppy Joes she'll provide man those top shelf birthing HIPS just BEGGING to be STUFFED with human semen until her exhaust pipes blow cum bubbles the size of Venezuela's inflation rate on fucking GOD i will KILL to bury my cock so deep in her that when I pull out I'll be crowned King fucken Arthur
    BenJepheneT
    i wanna fuck roxanne from fnaf so bad, bro. i bet her synthetic robot fox pussy can squeeze oranges. i bet she got that Grip of '87 oh lord idc if i get tetanus from repeatedly tainting her metallics with my semen and get hella rust in my dick hole just let me fruitlessly impregnate and dominate that magenta goth fox bitch please god I want to run a paizuri train on her
    BenJepheneT
    porn site comments are funny cause' you be on some niche genre and some guy would come and go "whoever watching this has dissapointed parents" like we aren't on the same boat naked with stiffies

    In fact, fuck are you doing in Double Petite Chocolate Thigh Job in the first place?
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    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    my parents disappointed me. Especially my father, who was watching shemale porn at work in the backroom.
    Agentt
    Agentt
    My father was watching "old man fucks his daughter in law" porn
    BenJepheneT
    it's hard to explain to people that I sometimes just look at lewds and hentai out of interest, and understandably so.

    90% of the time I don't even have the notion of whacking off. i just wanna look at some tits and dicks, so I look it up.
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    T.K._Paradox
    T.K._Paradox
    The only people that I think would disagree with that remark, that being the naked body is beautiful, are those that uncomfortable with their sexuality. Or are naturally self-conscious.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    i grew up in a rather conservative surrounding, so the older adults still treat nudity like some sacred horse that'll fuck your mom or something like that.

    it's so much so that the local youth tried to swing the pendulum and overcorrect things by wearing booty shorts to college as if dress codes weren't a thing.
    Agentt
    Agentt
    As someone who grew in conservative surroundings as well, it seems as if such an authoritative regime is somehow amplifying the lewdness inside us
    BenJepheneT
    if I tell someone there's gold coins beneath an inescapable well and someone actually does it and dies in the well, am I persecuted for aiding in murder or am I let go cause' the other guy is down right retarded for believing in me?

    ScribbleHub lawyers??? Answer???
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    Generic.Archdemon
    Generic.Archdemon
    I imagine intent does not have to be spoken by you, it is cross-examined and inferred by detectives, psychologists and lawyers. The investigation will compile evidence from everything you ever said to suggest you are a person who wanted the guy to die, from their stupidity or not.
    Generic.Archdemon
    Generic.Archdemon
    I wonder... If I manage to fully convince Ben that he will never face any repercussion of killing people this way, all the while knowing he would... After Ben does the deed and kill half a dozen "dumbass" and gets caught, would I be implicated at all... (answer is yes, I think)
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    theoretically, you probably would. legitimately speaking, you wouldn't be.

    I'm no snitch. It'll take more than that to get me to betray you.

    D
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    I don't know how but even at Chibi, my characters look like they stepped out of the 1800s. Keep doing what you're doing, my guy. I fucking love you.
    BenJepheneT
    fuck the Fate series bro I tried reading up on Jack the Ripper but then I became a pedophile
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    Generic.Archdemon
    Generic.Archdemon
    :blob_hmm_two: :blob_hmm_two: :blob_hmm_two: Or may be it was just poorly translated, it was ages ago..
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Fate is a pretty good series. though it's impossible to know where to start. I just enjoy the Lord El Melloi II Case Files mainly. Though you are right about it being hastily stitched together. It's really just an insane world that started from a hentai game. it got so popular that it became an anime superpower.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I only know by the hentai and that's it.
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    Hey man, I know it's REEEEEEAAAAAALLLLY late, but I just finished your chibis.

    I'll color it tomorrow. Need to take it slow since CV got me before.
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    oh fuck, I forgot all about it. God damn, this is a genuine surprise.

    Though there are some minor tweaks I'd like to propose if you don't mind. I'll shoot them into your Discord.
    BenJepheneT
    I'm taking a second part time job starting tomorrow

    I'll be doing retail

    Lord save me
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    I used to work in retail full time
    Blitz
    Blitz
    My sincere condolences.

    Your first one is also torture too if I remember
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Why are you going into retail? Go into food service so you get free food.
    BenJepheneT
    NFT memes are tiring. people who buy NFTs are snobs but making those obsessive screenshot jokes just makes you look like the bigger loser. it's like the new "orange man bad", at this point. if someone calls you unfunny you can just accuse them of supporting NFTs cause' it's the new online boogeyman.
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    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    ye
    Agentt
    Agentt
    It's a cycle, made me give up taking advice from internet,
    Soon, your point will also become a meme and will be overused till death,
    You open reddit, you will see hundreds of memes making fun of people who make fun of people who buy NFTs
    Agentt
    Agentt
    A good example is should you wear masks in your car, or whether you should wear masks after getting vaccinated
    People made fun of people who did these, saying they look dumb.

    Then came a group of people who were like, "why do you care if I look dumb?"

    Then came a group of people who were like, "lol, people really believe wearing masks after getting vaccinated will make a difference."
    BenJepheneT
    if you ever considered asking me whether I've done *insert controversial act*, just know I'm legally required to say no
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    SilvCrimBlac
    SilvCrimBlac
    @SakeVision I doubt they don't care. It's more like they won't believe you because you're some dude over the internet. Internet people have this weird thing where they discredit anything that's even slightly beyond the norm if someone claims they've done it, seen it, or experienced it. Yes, I understand why. Because people make stuff up.
    SilvCrimBlac
    SilvCrimBlac
    But now it's progressed to the point where it's an automatic "yeah whatever you liar" without even the slightest thought made as to whether a claim might actually be true. It's knee-jerk. No one has any credibility online to anyone and everyone operates underneath that state of belief. And the more you insist its true, the more unbelievable you seem over the internet, enacting a self-defeating cycle.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    TL;DR: Tits or gtfo in a nutshell
    BenJepheneT
    i've been told there is a heightened demand for fat boys as of late



    hope I'm early on the bandwagon
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    you gotta find SPECIFIC servers though. from my impression, it's a rising niche within some more, uh, UNDERGROUND communities
    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    I giggled at the word "underground" a bit harder than is probably socially acceptable
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    imagine his turd
    BenJepheneT
    I'm penning a concept for a semen hardtack for women in the military. It comes with standard issue MREs. Break out your cum crackers, crush them into small pieces, apply it inside the birth canals then pour hot water through a military pregnancy funnel.

    The seed may be supplied by your partners, male superiors, or through an anonymous source.
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    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    @SakeVision Pregnancy fetish you say? I've been in the room for six of my sibling's births and cut the cord for three of them. It's pretty horrific and I hope to never witness it again. However, you enjoy what you want man. It's your fetish, not mine.
    SakeVision
    SakeVision
    It's not my fetish...
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    I meant ben. I figured it wasn't your fetish. Sorry if I sounded like I was saying that it was yours.
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