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my favourite kind of restaurants are those makeshift stalls you find on the side of a deserted highway with two tables and one chair at 3 am. there's no one else under the roof. you might very well be the first and last customer the stall has that day.
Back practice after a sizable hiatus
had a convo with a buncha mates where we laughed at the sound of honda civics at 3am when one of the chicks belted out, "it's not gonna make girls like you, bro"
bitch who's doin dis for you? it's stupid but they're having fun by themselves, not for your panties to drop.
a demon curses a woman with an RGB womb. every baby she has comes out with a random colour. she's divorced 3 times, but the caveat is that she's got six kids who she could line up and dance in the form of a rainbow to cheer her from her pointless suffering.
I get intimidated by good art at times, so much so that my enthusiasm gets wrecked and I end up not doing any drawing/writing because it feels like there's no point contributing an inferior drop into an ocean of masterpieces
Luckily for me, I'm a shameless man, so I get back up pretty fast. I'll be dejected in the morning and already be up on my feet in the afternoon
toy chica from fnaf baBY oh lord that smooth smug of a gawk gawk machine Jesus Christ the oily sloppy Joes she'll provide man those top shelf birthing HIPS just BEGGING to be STUFFED with human semen until her exhaust pipes blow cum bubbles the size of Venezuela's inflation rate on fucking GOD i will KILL to bury my cock so deep in her that when I pull out I'll be crowned King fucken Arthur
i wanna fuck roxanne from fnaf so bad, bro. i bet her synthetic robot fox pussy can squeeze oranges. i bet she got that Grip of '87 oh lord idc if i get tetanus from repeatedly tainting her metallics with my semen and get hella rust in my dick hole just let me fruitlessly impregnate and dominate that magenta goth fox bitch please god I want to run a paizuri train on her
porn site comments are funny cause' you be on some niche genre and some guy would come and go "whoever watching this has dissapointed parents" like we aren't on the same boat naked with stiffies
In fact, fuck are you doing in Double Petite Chocolate Thigh Job in the first place?
it's hard to explain to people that I sometimes just look at lewds and hentai out of interest, and understandably so.
90% of the time I don't even have the notion of whacking off. i just wanna look at some tits and dicks, so I look it up.
if I tell someone there's gold coins beneath an inescapable well and someone actually does it and dies in the well, am I persecuted for aiding in murder or am I let go cause' the other guy is down right retarded for believing in me?
ScribbleHub lawyers??? Answer???
if William Dafoe gets gender reassignment surgery, does he become William Dahoe?
they call me Sex Jesus the way i be Nailing these bitches down till they Cross them legs around my back
fuck the Fate series bro I tried reading up on Jack the Ripper but then I became a pedophile
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