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  • if you think about it, wrestling is just very elaborate theatre production, and i mean that in a good way
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    There's a tacit understanding here that I don't think @Generik0 understands.

    We don't talk about the fruits of a nation that's been nuked twice over in the span of three days.

    Quite frankly, they're buttfucking insane.
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    Agreed. I love theatrical shit on my wrestling but sometimes I want bloodshed. Japan really does give me that shit you know?
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    I just made a strange discovery. I don't understand whatever they are seeing but I definitively like the way Japanese wrestler grunt. It is not like they were av actress
    I had some symptoms when I woke up this morning that I thought was a sign from COVID but I was relieved soon after as I realized it's just meth withdrawal kicking in
    God's a fucken asshole. You made the failure that I am, threw me into a set of circumstances you set me up for, and threw me into an infinite inferno because I made ONE MISTAKE throughout the 80 year gauntlet you put me through.

    That's like putting down your racing horse cause' it tripped over a pebble once in a rainy condition. It's your fuck up God, you built me, what the hell?
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    A catch-22 is free-will in a perverted form. I'm not Christian, nor do I follow any Abrahamic system of belief. All religions contradict at some point, but only the Abrahamic ones try and deny it behind some thin veil of omnipotence and worse, they pretend their deities are "all-good", which is nonsense if anyone actually read their religious texts. The Abrahamic God was a monster at times for the pettiest of reasons
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I'm a fucking dumb ass who shits more than he reads so my uninformed stance on religion goes as this: I'm holding a 30/70 stance on it for my belief. Take the usual Christian story for example: I'm supposed to believe that some bearded sand man walked on water and had the ability to conjure buckets of shrimp at will.

    On the other hand, that's the coolest fucking power I've heard. I'd WANT that to be real.
    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    I mean, Poseidon could do the same thing. But yes, Shrimp is the master race of seafood when taste is taken into account.
    The way to being stupid online is that you build a persona of stupidity by shitposting terrible jokes and making a fool out of yourself. That way, you build a straw man for people to laugh at so nobody can ever laugh at the real you.
    every time a media corporate announces a quirk of a character from their franchise, be it a reveal of their sexuality or a disability, my instinctual reaction becomes "okay, what sexual assault lawsuit are they hiding this time"

    Bliz/Activision really fucked me up bad
    dang... the white area around trump's eyes... you're really focusing on 'em, eh?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    his sigma stare is so intense that his pigments went inverse and gave him white circles instead
    if you need anymore encouragement to stop procrastinating, Stephen King releases at least a few novels per year on average since the 70s but we only talk about a handful of them.

    for a lack of a better phrase, keep throwing shit at the wall, and something will stick. throw them quicker, they'll stick more. Throw them enough times, you'll have some that stick well and excellent.
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    Not ragging on King's writing ability, just that sometimes, his premises do not work

    Cell shit the bed so bad, and Doctor Sleep made me, well, you know the punchline.
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    Well, he famously does not plan nor outline his stories, tho he does revise his manuscripts afterwards. But sometimes it does not work, it does not work.
    i've graduated beyond ass and tiddies. no more. I'm now a hips man. smooth, svelte, plump hips that don't lie, shakira, shakira.
    Ben somehow manages to seem like a horny 12 year old, a college student and a 30 year old married man, all at the same time.
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    I didn't have internet until I was around 8 years old. Though we were so far out in the boonies that we couldn't stream anything. googling something could take up to half an hour or it wouldn't even reach the search page sometimes. I know how you feel @T.K._Paradox .
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    It is my thread
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    Well, I had happiness for a few seconds that I was famous
    Aoibh
    Aoibh
    Feed :blob_catflip:
    I'm happy that manga scanlation teams want to give us the best quality of pages possible but they really don't need to upload a 5mb photo for each page. I really appreciate the detail but holy fuck it takes 2 minutes to even load a 20 page chapter.
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    I salute you for your use of lewd manga as a phone wallpaper
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    it used to be worse. before the ass it was an irl penis with so many piercings on it that the skin turned black and wrinkly and limp
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Oh... Oh no. I am uncomfy.
    You ever get that feeling where you're 10k/100k/1mil word count into your writing career but everytime you open your word doc you feel "man I'm just no good at writing"?

    We all go through that, king.

    Keep that chin up.
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    owotrucked
    Thank you, Ben, for your wholesome message.

    Wordcount really isn't anything more than the count marks on the thighs of the ravaged bodies lying in the wake of destruction left behind an author. It only tells how many page we sullied.
    my friend's step-mother makes $64 per hour, she has been unemployed for 9 months. the previous month her check was $18448 just working for 3 hours per day... no sign-up or registration required. she sells crack.
    I like playing a game called "Wet Matches."

    You buy a kitchen gas tank, put it in a small room, let the gas leak, and start striking matches that's been soaked in water for a day. Either you run out, or you strike a luck with a spark big enough to set anything within the walls ablaze.
    at this point, i'm convinced there are no good politicians out there.

    yes, I'm gonna keep repeating this.

    all the good ones are skeletons in a trunk of a car sunken under the ocean. every once in a while, someone lucky manages to email the Panama papers. most of the time, they get stuck in a low mayor's secretary type position or mysteriously kill themselves in an isolated incident.
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