The way to being stupid online is that you build a persona of stupidity by shitposting terrible jokes and making a fool out of yourself. That way, you build a straw man for people to laugh at so nobody can ever laugh at the real you.
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every time a media corporate announces a quirk of a character from their franchise, be it a reveal of their sexuality or a disability, my instinctual reaction becomes "okay, what sexual assault lawsuit are they hiding this time"
Bliz/Activision really fucked me up bad
dang... the white area around trump's eyes... you're really focusing on 'em, eh?
drew something
character isn't mine and no, im not into feet. stop asking.
if you need anymore encouragement to stop procrastinating, Stephen King releases at least a few novels per year on average since the 70s but we only talk about a handful of them.
for a lack of a better phrase, keep throwing shit at the wall, and something will stick. throw them quicker, they'll stick more. Throw them enough times, you'll have some that stick well and excellent.
i've graduated beyond ass and tiddies. no more. I'm now a hips man. smooth, svelte, plump hips that don't lie, shakira, shakira.
Ben somehow manages to seem like a horny 12 year old, a college student and a 30 year old married man, all at the same time.
I'm happy that manga scanlation teams want to give us the best quality of pages possible but they really don't need to upload a 5mb photo for each page. I really appreciate the detail but holy fuck it takes 2 minutes to even load a 20 page chapter.
You ever get that feeling where you're 10k/100k/1mil word count into your writing career but everytime you open your word doc you feel "man I'm just no good at writing"?
We all go through that, king.
Keep that chin up.
my friend's step-mother makes $64 per hour, she has been unemployed for 9 months. the previous month her check was $18448 just working for 3 hours per day... no sign-up or registration required. she sells crack.
mfw i'm writing an extreme masochist character and now im researching on how to tie a doorknob noose and now im getting mental help ads on youtube
I like playing a game called "Wet Matches."
You buy a kitchen gas tank, put it in a small room, let the gas leak, and start striking matches that's been soaked in water for a day. Either you run out, or you strike a luck with a spark big enough to set anything within the walls ablaze.
at this point, i'm convinced there are no good politicians out there.
yes, I'm gonna keep repeating this.
all the good ones are skeletons in a trunk of a car sunken under the ocean. every once in a while, someone lucky manages to email the Panama papers. most of the time, they get stuck in a low mayor's secretary type position or mysteriously kill themselves in an isolated incident.
i'm sick of finding good deep stories
time to indulge in trash
im back, toonily.com
I may be straight, but i'm not actually attracted to women.
no, i'm attracted to FEMININITY. it's a whole 'nother world of difference.
if the penis looks feminine enough, i'll hit it.
Homosexual
Intersex
Transgender
I'm reading Mein Kampf on the train and giggling sensibly every 5 pages. A lady in a burka stared at me in horror for a moment. I gave her a nod and giggled away.
I aspire to be the kind of guy who says Bonjourno to every waiter in an Italian restaurant and refuse to change despite being corrected multiple times
Sex
i've found this youtube channel that reviews 20th century military rations and the guy fucking eats them. 1944 ww2 ration? into the fucking gullet it goes.
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