Hey dad, good morn-
"*begins five minute rant about how I shouldn't leave the laptop on sleep all night and how that eats away the battery and kills the efficiency and eats more of the electric bill and indicates my negligence that will undoubtedly lead me to a life of crime and poverty*"
In other words, cigarette prices have gone up again in my local area.
Ben, you're gay. It's obvious.Straightest man ever