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  • i'd normally chalk this up to desperate bag chasing but I'm willing to put it aside for this man. for the stuff he's done, he deserves to have more.

    Hello, meep! You have become even more deplorable in the time I haven't seen you, meep!
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    if you stare into my eyes, the abyss stares back.

    cock
    the best cock warmers are often hidden in the depths of Wish.com. like this cool ass waffle iron i found.
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    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    There are no lies between both of those sentences. a waffle iron can make a great cock warmer and wish.com has a decent selection if you look deep enough.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    double entendre leggo
    i'm officially working on my first smut series. it's more of an erotica, actually, after consulting with some more seasoned smut writers.


    go check it out if you feel like it
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    LostLibrarian
    LostLibrarian
    While I embrace the comedic tone, I have to say that the long paragraphs and overall flow don't really fit smut/erotica. Sure, you have to set a lot up, but having long exposition in the middle downgrades the act itself.

    It's still early on, but if you want to compete against the "usual smut", you should concentrate on the flow and pacing during the edits. Otherwise, people might switch of halfway.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Gonna need some smut recommendations as a point of reference. Got some good ones for me?
    gaylolis
    gaylolis
    dowman sayman wrote several comedic smuts that might fit your alley

    i feel that in smut, the more weird shit you add, the better. i still remember some stuff lke inserting a deflated basketball into someone's vagoo and pumping it in.
    I fucking hate porn that cuts itself abruptly in the end. I don't care that the step siblings came inside each other. I need to know if the sister got unstuck from the washing machine. I NEED TO KNOW.
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    TheTrinary
    TheTrinary
    Uhhh I don't think she was every actually stuck.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    we nail tongues of liars onto crosses round these parts you better watch your fucken mouth
    Superboii
    Superboii
    Get premium you'll see some character development
    hey, i love you guys. this site's been my internet home for the past two years along with a few others. it's a joy to wake up and log in and see what you guys are up to.

    the inevitable is eventual but i'll miss you lads and lasses when it comes.

    that is all.
    do you think i should start writing smut?
    Armored99
    Armored99
    I thought you already were.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    surprise surprise, i wasn't.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT

    TO ALL YOU FUCKS WHO EVER DOUBTED ME

    Y'ALL CAN go home and kiss your mothers and hug your fathers they miss you also suck a fat balkan dick
    If we ever get visited by aliens, it is absolutely ethical to engage in sexual intercourse with them, for the sake of humanity's future. We have no idea what sort of future holds for us and thus, we should administer that intergalactic diplomacy NUT to insure our future generations.
    LilTV1155
    LilTV1155
    That will depend on biology compatibility.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    if we ever manage to reach the apt technology for interstellar travel, I think biological compatibility would be the least of our concerns
    treat her right, lads; blow her clam shells open like a prison harmonica
    Zirrboy
    Zirrboy
    And ignore the remaining "clam" parts, if you're not you
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    i didn't have my custom title written as such for nothing
    MHA fans will claim a character to be "black-coded" then list every racial stereotypes like it's 1964
    we always make fun of the bard seducing dragon meme in dnd but ive never seen a serious application for it like actually have a harem of necromancers and dragons and demons. no, they aren't induced in any spell; they have free will/autonomy, and the bard has to use every ounce of his skills and base stats to keep the relationships afloat AND from the other monsters from finding out about it.
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