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  • Unironically, many of the best romance one-shots out there usually come from hentai doujins. Once you look past the sex they're mostly just heartfelt, wholesome stories.

    Mostly, that is.
    SailusGebel
    T.K._Paradox
    T.K._Paradox
    Good thing you clarified not all, or else I would say Metamorphosis would like a word with you Ben.
    i fucking love taking my grandparents shopping at city centres and watching them stare at foreigners (particularly black people) like bigfoot
    i want a cute animal wife. a chipmunk. i want to wake up in a Disney house carved out a thick tree trunk and be greeted by a rodent in an apron while i sit on a giant stool over a miniature table set and sip tea from a Barbie tea cup. she will give me a peck on the cheek and i will drive to work in a tricycle and meet my coworkers Johnny the Rabbit and Ron the sex-offending Hyena who somehow escapes HR every time.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    The best offer I can give you is a DVD copy of Alvin and the chipmunks 2. The rest is entirely up to you.
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    you know, considering games cost a whopping three figures these days, we should definitely advocate for the return of demos

    if multiplayer games can have open betas why not single player experiences?

    i maintain the stance than MGSV Ground Zeroes should've been free as a demo from the start
    Sabruness
    Sabruness
    aint that the truth. muricans talk about $70 games. fuck man, due to exchange rates and fuckery prices, games here in Aus can run up to $125 for standard editions (thought the few games that high are pretty much all PS games). $90-$110 is the general norm.
    AliceShiki
    AliceShiki
    Ah, over here we have Steam Regional Pricing, so I get my AAA games for less than 70$ usually... It's around 50$ for AAA over here.

    And well, Indies can go much lower. I remember buying a 20$ game for about 12$.

    ... Well, on console we don't have regional pricing on AAA though. But indies still get it.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Our regional pricing is just there so that games don't cost over 500 (excluding DLC)
    Movie idea: a white supremacist dwarf is forced to manage/coach for an NBA team. He doesn't learn from his racism, improves the whole team with spite, and beats everyone at the finals while making his team wear Klan headwear. The movie ends with the dwarf shot dead by his own players and both his death/win is covered up. However, the team never wins another game again.

    The movie will be called Kill King Kourt
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    Really pushing hard on the KKK thing huh?

    Also, the dwarf ends up cursing the team?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    i dont remember it's an idea my mates and i came up drunk on a cheap bar napkin
    it's a surreal sensation to see your longtime video game hero get thirsted over by thousands of women online with fancams and gay porn art

    I'm talking about Ghost from the new Modern Warfare.

    I don't hold hostility, but neither do I feel that it should exist.
    social media artists, I have a question: the fuck is RGK? I keep seeing it hashtag'd everywhere.
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    Erys
    Erys
    It's the shortened form of "Rakugaku" which means "Doodle" in Japanese.
    Sabruness
    Sabruness
    you arent the only one. i had that same question a few months ago. Erys already said the answer.
    It's not until just now that I found out there's a new main Pokémon title

    How far from grace did that franchise fall
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    Leficios
    Leficios
    It'd actually be pretty fun if they actually bothered to test it.
    Zakuro
    Zakuro
    What if the bugs and glitches are features.
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    Motorbike pokemons...

    Porn is nice tho.
    My sister started speaking like those storytime YouTube videos and it's taking every drop of familial love for me not to punt her into the sun
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    georgelee5786
    georgelee5786
    Familial love won't get you on an NFL team. Punt like there's no tomorrow.
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    i know people are sick of marvel movies, but if we were to get a few more down the line, here's what i want to see:

    Paul Greengrass - Hawkeye standalone (Bourne-esque)

    Micheal Bay - Hulk standalone (just have him go insane)

    Neill Blomkamp - Ironheart
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    since MCU just throws random directors at heroes without considering directing styles, I'm not having high hopes for anything Phase 5. but it's fun to speculate, at least.
    i called a lactose intolerant friend "lactarded" today. out of all the ethnic slurs and insults i've thrown at him, this was the one time where i truly saw betrayal in his gaze. the abyss stared back, and all i saw was my visage, heaving in cruel laughter.
    I haven't met that one beautiful girl in the train in which we converse in a heartfelt dialogue for 14 minutes and never meet again, but I have talked to a lot of elderlies that somehow frequent the trains enough that I can recognize a few.
    China is just one big found-footage disaster movie set. i just saw a tesla crash through a bicycle and a truck on a chinese highway right after seeing an old chinese guy melt in a tar factory RIGHT AFTER seeing as escalator swallow a chinese kid.

    are the chinese breeding faster than they're getting killed how are all of them still alive?
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    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    Pretty sure the one-child policy back then has help curbed their population.

    But yeah, a third of the world's population is hard to diminish, gambatte in unliving yourself!
    Ai-chan
    Ai-chan
    Ai-chan assumes you missed those times when their factories, their roads and their neighbourhoods exploded? All those happened just this year. There is a theory that they're not actually fighting covid, but Nyarlathotep. And rebellion. Mostly rebellion, but Nyarlathotep is still very dangerous.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    "missed those times when their factories, their roads and their neighbourhoods exploded"

    Since women are fond of strong men and adore surprises, I can conclude that it is a romantic move for a guy to sprint at full speed towards their crush in the middle of the night.

    Try it out lads. You just might score a spray of love that puts tears in your eyes.
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