Unironically, many of the best romance one-shots out there usually come from hentai doujins. Once you look past the sex they're mostly just heartfelt, wholesome stories.
Mostly, that is.
Mostly, that is.
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i fucking love taking my grandparents shopping at city centres and watching them stare at foreigners (particularly black people) like bigfoot
I used to think god is giving me my toughest battles but then I closed my monitor and went out for a jog. God was right, I was getting my shit rocked by none other than yours truly.
holy fuck i don't remember the last hour of Cameron's Titanic to be this action-packed wtf
i want a cute animal wife. a chipmunk. i want to wake up in a Disney house carved out a thick tree trunk and be greeted by a rodent in an apron while i sit on a giant stool over a miniature table set and sip tea from a Barbie tea cup. she will give me a peck on the cheek and i will drive to work in a tricycle and meet my coworkers Johnny the Rabbit and Ron the sex-offending Hyena who somehow escapes HR every time.
you know, considering games cost a whopping three figures these days, we should definitely advocate for the return of demos
if multiplayer games can have open betas why not single player experiences?
i maintain the stance than MGSV Ground Zeroes should've been free as a demo from the start
I'm addicted to looking at pictures of anime girls wearing National Brazilian Football uniforms.
Movie idea: a white supremacist dwarf is forced to manage/coach for an NBA team. He doesn't learn from his racism, improves the whole team with spite, and beats everyone at the finals while making his team wear Klan headwear. The movie ends with the dwarf shot dead by his own players and both his death/win is covered up. However, the team never wins another game again.
The movie will be called Kill King Kourt
it's a surreal sensation to see your longtime video game hero get thirsted over by thousands of women online with fancams and gay porn art
I'm talking about Ghost from the new Modern Warfare.
I don't hold hostility, but neither do I feel that it should exist.
social media artists, I have a question: the fuck is RGK? I keep seeing it hashtag'd everywhere.
It's not until just now that I found out there's a new main Pokémon title
How far from grace did that franchise fall
ive tried colouring my sketches for the first time since forever. ive learned two lessons: A) never do it again and, B) if you do it again, steal the colour pencils from your sister because her friend gifted her an artist grade box set at her birthday for no apparent reason
my forum's stats are more impressive than on my author stats. something's up.
My sister started speaking like those storytime YouTube videos and it's taking every drop of familial love for me not to punt her into the sun
Discord Moment™:
i know people are sick of marvel movies, but if we were to get a few more down the line, here's what i want to see:
Paul Greengrass - Hawkeye standalone (Bourne-esque)
Micheal Bay - Hulk standalone (just have him go insane)
Neill Blomkamp - Ironheart
i called a lactose intolerant friend "lactarded" today. out of all the ethnic slurs and insults i've thrown at him, this was the one time where i truly saw betrayal in his gaze. the abyss stared back, and all i saw was my visage, heaving in cruel laughter.
I haven't met that one beautiful girl in the train in which we converse in a heartfelt dialogue for 14 minutes and never meet again, but I have talked to a lot of elderlies that somehow frequent the trains enough that I can recognize a few.
China is just one big found-footage disaster movie set. i just saw a tesla crash through a bicycle and a truck on a chinese highway right after seeing an old chinese guy melt in a tar factory RIGHT AFTER seeing as escalator swallow a chinese kid.
are the chinese breeding faster than they're getting killed how are all of them still alive?
Since women are fond of strong men and adore surprises, I can conclude that it is a romantic move for a guy to sprint at full speed towards their crush in the middle of the night.
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