BenJepheneT

BenJepheneT

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  • BenJepheneT
    nipples are inherently funny if you think about it without sexual connotations. it's just a pair of giant pimples sitting on som fun bags. like, imagine if you had nipples on your ballsacks, and they lactate semen.

    is the penis just one giant nipple?
    BenJepheneT
    I treat new chapters like I'm dropping new albums. Is that indicative of the value of my effort or my ego?

    idk man but shit feels good
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    Slaynoir
    Slaynoir
    Maybe a bit of both. I tend to make ideas like god damn knucklebabies with no place to put them. So it's prolly either your ego needs to get inside a toaster and get baked or maybe your effort needs to be stoned by the villagers until you find your happy place. Either way, you're just glorious as you are -insert something creative- and you'll go far.
    BenJepheneT
    one of the advantages of having a microdick is that you can now prove your agility by fucking a squirrel. the downside is that you got a microdick.
    AliceShiki
    AliceShiki
    That is... A very interesting upside I guess?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Men really got the short end of the stick with small gentitals. Women with small queef boxes have more economic ways of pleasuring themselves; they can just settle for chopsticks instead of a 200£ replicant dick-puncher.
    AliceShiki
    AliceShiki
    ... Well... Just enjoy what you have, I guess...?
    BenJepheneT
    Girls look the best when they're smiling, so always make them angry so no one else would fall for them.
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    Alkareel
    Alkareel
    I bow at your words of wisdom.
    peelsdeeni
    peelsdeeni
    Ah but you see, I'm ugly. So it doesn't really matter. I also happen to have resting bitch face so that makes it even better. I ALSO have Asian parents that don't want me dating till I'm like 20.
    BenJepheneT
    Imagine being the most ascetic Paladin, master of abstinence from any and all temptations of the seven deadly sins with the sole purpose to reach heaven.

    No, there is no joke or a catch. To be rewarded for undying faith towards God is divine.

    Unless it's a dark skin rouge elf. Hell is a justified price to pay for that.
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    all he draws is horny elves not getting any. i'd gladly pin them to a wall and go to town with them, but it's way funnier to see them fail at getting D.
    SailusGebel
    SailusGebel
    I remember once he drew something along the lines you said. A dark elf actually managed to get the D of a paladin or a knight.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    that was actually a miracle, but i reckon it being a mischievous dark elf and a pure, bright, noble, poorly sex-ed'd paladin was what made it work
    TheTrinary
    Going back through and tabulating my best of list on RR, I can still say that your Caninstinct 1st chapter has been my overall winner after all this time.
    BenJepheneT
    the heavy LGBT movement is great, but the one thing taken with them is platonic relationships between guys in fiction.

    can't have your best mates hang out and do shit without being perceived as gay smh
    AliceShiki
    Oh, you went back to your old name~
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    AliceShiki
    AliceShiki
    You could have just looked at the message count! XD
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Ah, but that's when you're paying attention. You look at the fine details.

    I take those that don't.
    AliceShiki
    AliceShiki
    More like I was weirded out that you weren't at the top of the message count anymore... Then I found out that you had just changed names after like, 3s of looking at the top members list! xD
    BenJepheneT
    The thing about punk is that at some point, the rebellion will become the majority, and at that point it will become the establishment, thus making their previous enemy THE punk against them.

    To be punk, you have to coincide with the fact that you're not fighting against a current, but fighting for your current. If it's fighting for the sake of fighting, that isn't punk. That's anarchy.
    BenJepheneT
    There's like one rape/sexual assault scene one every 5 chapters of pornhwa it's genuinely insane to read but I can't put it down it's like seeing a unicorn turned inside out the Koreans are operating in another law of existence
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    Discount_Blade
    Discount_Blade
    For some reason, Koreans have this MASSIVE obsession with NTR. Anything Korean that claims to be "ecchi/erotic", at some point in time has someone getting NTR'd. Guaranteed. South Korea, land of the cucks?
    H0LL0W
    H0LL0W
    oh yeah, korean shounen-ai manhwa are full of sexual assault.
    like, ya'll just can't be DTF?
    BenJepheneT
    My mom's bought a new pot today. As a cook enthusiast, she got so excited she requested she had her picture taken with her new pot to share it with her friends.

    Out of curiosity, I compared that picture with photos she had carrying my siblings and I as babies.

    She was happier to recieve the pot than to have a new child.
    Surprise
    every time i see you profile you have something new lol always a joy
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    i did what your nickname couldn't do ;)
    Surprise
    Surprise
    i'm surprised i've never ever would have seen a dis coming through my path when crossed your profile
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