I haven't met that one beautiful girl in the train in which we converse in a heartfelt dialogue for 14 minutes and never meet again, but I have talked to a lot of elderlies that somehow frequent the trains enough that I can recognize a few.
China is just one big found-footage disaster movie set. i just saw a tesla crash through a bicycle and a truck on a chinese highway right after seeing an old chinese guy melt in a tar factory RIGHT AFTER seeing as escalator swallow a chinese kid.
are the chinese breeding faster than they're getting killed how are all of them still alive?
Since women are fond of strong men and adore surprises, I can conclude that it is a romantic move for a guy to sprint at full speed towards their crush in the middle of the night.
Try it out lads. You just might score a spray of love that puts tears in your eyes.
i recently discovered that I enjoy operating under complete darkness. I don't just mean typing at 2am with nothing but your monitor and your keyboard backlight. I mean brushing your teeth or washing the dishes with the lights off, relying entirely on muscle memory and spatial familiarity. I find it oddly soothing and relaxing.
recently i got rated a 10 by a gay associate of mine. this isn't the first time. it was hilarious but now im getting scared. im appealing to the wrong team. what the fuck do i do
Bears are fierce, yes, but they're also so soft and fluffy. I always wanted to have a pair of bears hugging me both front and back. That doesn't mean that I want a "bear sandwich" at the gay bar I frequent coincidentally because they serve cheaper beer than all the other bars and not because the twinks there are more grabbable and don't claim sexual assault like the w*men do.
I've been looking for stories about pirates using live fish to suck their dicks. I'm damn sure it's happened before, I'm just surprised there aren't any detailed accounts about it. No Harold the Cod Choker or Tadpole Terry or anyone.
covid is still kicking my ass, but i got a 10 litre jug of wa'er and a bag of panadols. ill either live or take this microscopic bat soup lovechild withme.
We should probably consider the titanic grasp fighting games have on iconic character design, especially the women. Street Fighter ALONE has legit dating games and other genres combined BEAT in quality waifus and we haven't even touched Guilty Gear or Tekken.
Somehow the internet has conditioned the younger generation that when they say something completely wrong but do in an apathetic, ironic way, they're entitled against criticism because lol. If this stays on twitter I don't care but then they start speaking like this in real life and I can't wait to see them interact with actual people other than their classroom hivemind
Since I've started lifting months ago the one thing I've learned is that you can do absolutely anything you want as long as you look strong and big. The difference between a scrawny guy and a big guy driving an anime civic is literally nerd and Chad.
I always laugh at the teacher's cringe inducing memes on their PowerPoint presentation, even when I'm alone in this, so that when the adult school shooting arc inevitably hits I'll get that chosen "don't come to school tmw" note stapled on my returned quizlet
But yeah, a third of the world's population is hard to diminish, gambatte in unliving yourself!