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  • I haven't met that one beautiful girl in the train in which we converse in a heartfelt dialogue for 14 minutes and never meet again, but I have talked to a lot of elderlies that somehow frequent the trains enough that I can recognize a few.
    China is just one big found-footage disaster movie set. i just saw a tesla crash through a bicycle and a truck on a chinese highway right after seeing an old chinese guy melt in a tar factory RIGHT AFTER seeing as escalator swallow a chinese kid.

    are the chinese breeding faster than they're getting killed how are all of them still alive?
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    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    Pretty sure the one-child policy back then has help curbed their population.

    But yeah, a third of the world's population is hard to diminish, gambatte in unliving yourself!
    Ai-chan
    Ai-chan
    Ai-chan assumes you missed those times when their factories, their roads and their neighbourhoods exploded? All those happened just this year. There is a theory that they're not actually fighting covid, but Nyarlathotep. And rebellion. Mostly rebellion, but Nyarlathotep is still very dangerous.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    "missed those times when their factories, their roads and their neighbourhoods exploded"

    Since women are fond of strong men and adore surprises, I can conclude that it is a romantic move for a guy to sprint at full speed towards their crush in the middle of the night.

    Try it out lads. You just might score a spray of love that puts tears in your eyes.
    i recently discovered that I enjoy operating under complete darkness. I don't just mean typing at 2am with nothing but your monitor and your keyboard backlight. I mean brushing your teeth or washing the dishes with the lights off, relying entirely on muscle memory and spatial familiarity. I find it oddly soothing and relaxing.
    Bears are fierce, yes, but they're also so soft and fluffy. I always wanted to have a pair of bears hugging me both front and back. That doesn't mean that I want a "bear sandwich" at the gay bar I frequent coincidentally because they serve cheaper beer than all the other bars and not because the twinks there are more grabbable and don't claim sexual assault like the w*men do.
    I've been looking for stories about pirates using live fish to suck their dicks. I'm damn sure it's happened before, I'm just surprised there aren't any detailed accounts about it. No Harold the Cod Choker or Tadpole Terry or anyone.

    It's gotta be out there somewhere.
    gaylolis
    gaylolis
    actually i heard of toothless fish. the one that these people might use for pleasure.

    additionally, you can also write one of them featuring kururugi suzaku, with his signature line, "I shall now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish."
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    I wasn't trying to make puns. I was actually serious.
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    Whiteface
    I love pirates
    i don't live in the states, so i gotta ask the 'Muricans for this one; is Denny's really the public free-for-all UFC cage the memes describe it to be?
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Depends on which one you go to. The one in a small town may not be dangerous but the one at the truck stop in the middle of nowhere may be to dangerous to stop at. Sometimes it gets reverse based on the area though.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Though you can easily tell based the kitchen staff. If there are people looking like they're able to fight then it probably isn't as safe while if there's an old lady in the kitchen, it's probably safe.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Most Denny's are safe though. The whole idea that they are cutthroat places mainly comes from memes and their strange aesthetic.
    why are people surprised on Kanye's recent statements? just listen to Malcom X speeches. it's literally written on the wall in neon pink.
    Slowly feeling healthy.

    Like a whore that doesn't clean herself out after a client; I can feel viscous mucus seeping out of my orifices.

    soon i can stuff my holes deep like before (with a good Subway footlong)
    covid is still kicking my ass, but i got a 10 litre jug of wa'er and a bag of panadols. ill either live or take this microscopic bat soup lovechild withme.
    >broke as fuck
    >gets second part time job
    >starts tomorrow
    >gets covid today

    me and my money are hella parted
    We should probably consider the titanic grasp fighting games have on iconic character design, especially the women. Street Fighter ALONE has legit dating games and other genres combined BEAT in quality waifus and we haven't even touched Guilty Gear or Tekken.
    Somehow the internet has conditioned the younger generation that when they say something completely wrong but do in an apathetic, ironic way, they're entitled against criticism because lol. If this stays on twitter I don't care but then they start speaking like this in real life and I can't wait to see them interact with actual people other than their classroom hivemind
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    Whelp, where's the helpful sock in the face?

    Actually, you know what, since they are denouncing white superiority, I think they might just get a pat on the back.

    Of the head, with a baseball bat, repeatedly until the red, white and pink pops up.

    At this point, they are just parrots for Twitter.
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    It isn't that huge a problem. The kids are just used to the fact that they can write literally anything and follow it with lol XD 😂😂😂 and no one will criticise them.

    Just wait till they get to the age where they have to do group projects.
    Zirrboy
    Zirrboy
    Agentt the hypocrite
    Since I've started lifting months ago the one thing I've learned is that you can do absolutely anything you want as long as you look strong and big. The difference between a scrawny guy and a big guy driving an anime civic is literally nerd and Chad.
    I always laugh at the teacher's cringe inducing memes on their PowerPoint presentation, even when I'm alone in this, so that when the adult school shooting arc inevitably hits I'll get that chosen "don't come to school tmw" note stapled on my returned quizlet
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