Recent content by BouncyCactus

Not necessary buying but...parking violation. Yep....

And then there is that damn limbo, where you know what something means, but for the love of eighteen layers of hells and heavens combine, you cannot recall what the word is in any of the languages, and you end up stumbling like a fool. "I swear! I know what it is, I just can't remember!" "Oh...

Both of them are Bad Dragons~~~

Who the heck are you talking about~~~? Also, fresh, new, and naive face? Gosh, why do you sound so bulliable? Welcome to this dumpster fire. I see that someone already got the fire burning!

The Curse of Slightly Enlarged Nose. Your nose will become just slightly larger than your eyes can no longer ignore. The Curse of Impotent. You will become impotent and infertile. (Terrible for an heirless king, perfect for the brothel) The Curse of Bitter Anger. You can only feel one emotion...

There is just something beautiful and romantic about a well-maintenance and smooth-running old machine.

It's 1:35 AM. The oil is bubbling away nicely, and the smell of crackling garlic is tantalizing. The garlic confit only has 9 minutes on the clock. There is an old, staled loaf of half-eaten bread. The fridge is empty, and the bag of shredded Parmesan is empty. The Cheese Goblin has gotten to it...

I was raised Asian, 'course I respect my folk. Dead, living, and whatever in-between Limbo they are in! I was just making a joke. HOWEVER, just don't let exceptional expectations discourage ya

This...is a hard question, one that I am still looking for an answer myself. One way I have been trying is just putting more personality into the narrator in your writing. Give a slight bias, inner thoughts, etc. I just read the first 3 chapters of your story, but I noticed that there was a lot...

Personally, I would, even if the whole thing isn't sexual, just to be safe. If it is just Nudity, then I would give the reader a head-up at the beginning, something along the lines of "This chapter contains non-sexual depictions of nudity" or something like that (editing Cactus here, how in the...

Use R-18 instead, and do a switcheroo with gore and blood and cartel-execution-liveleak type of R-18 instead!