I was having an awesome dream last night where I was playing the secret 10th tf2 class, Barack Obama, but then the fire alarm had to go and wake me up. Smh at least my house didn’t burn down I guess
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Do you ever form an emotional attachment to someone in a dream, particularly someone who doesn’t exist anywhere but that dream, and maybe when you wake up you shed a single tear since you know you’ll never get to see them again? Just me?
I hate how if you use an apple device it will default to using the awful Apple Maps, instead of Google Maps like a sane individual. Today it opened Apple Maps and had a business shown that hasn’t existed for the last 13 years
I like when eBay sellers put NO REFUNDS on their listings. It’s funny you think that is an option
I hate drop shippers, you buy something on Amazon and get a package with a recipient from some random eBay store. If anything on Amazon has 1 month shipping time, there’s a good chance you can get it for 1/100th the price on aliexpress
You ever see a video title you just can’t afford to not click on?
Watched some episodes of old Gerry Anderson shows, crazy how violent and mature shows children watched used to be. There’s an episode of Joe 90 where a man is executed by firing squad, and that’s not even touching on Captain Scarlet.
I learned one of the most prolific 19th and 20th century French authors is a man named Anatole France, my guy is so French it’s literally in his name.
Wtf Lowes only sells one respirator mask, and they don't even sell spare filters for it.
That awkward moment when you go to say James Earl Jones but instead say James Earl Ray
I started reading perestroika, but reading it feels like watching a movie where some one already spoiled the ending
google’s translate has been getting pretty good at doing Chinese and Japanese recently, but it’s still ass at Korean
Wendy‘s finally got rid of their piss yellow colored water bottle labels. It’s a small win, but I’ll take it.
The worst part about Japanese economic collapse is that I can longer convert yen to usd, just by moving the decimal two digits to the left.
I think the word name sounds stupid. Just the sound nothing to do with the meaning.
You ever have milk two days away from expiring, and it smells awful, and has chunks in the bottom, but it tastes fine. So you think, I’m basically losing money if I don’t drink this? Anyone?
They really gonna make me watch a movie about shoes just to see Chris Tucker.
One of my biggest fears is that I’ll be hit by a drunk driving foreign diplomat, and because of diplomatic immunity my family won’t be able to sue. And that they’ll be from some corrupt shit hole like Nicaragua, and they’ll just bribe their way out of receiving any punishment.
Everyone always says “jack of all trades master of none“ in a negative way. My brother in Christ the full saying is “Jack of all trades, master of none, often times better than a master of one.“
Sometimes I wonder if Imgur is just gonna suddenly pull a photo bucket and all the images I’ve posted here will 404
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