Shitty brat, I gotta confess. Am down bad.
I got caught peeing in the sink. Now, uh, I don't think it's weird, it's a victimless crime, just like punching someone in the dark.
If the sink is so forbidden to urination, then why is it placed so perfectly, reducing my hesitation?
But uh, I got embarrassed.
No, not because I did it, but because I got caught.