"The engie realized that God was Shrek, and we was going to need to find the onion of ogre kindness if he wanted to go to the swamp in the sky, so he looked down."
Girl moves into an "apartment" (seems more like a house with a bedroom being rented out) and finds out the landlady is a lesbian. Being the bubbly cheerful girl she is, it doesn't really bother her, but what will happen when the landlady develops feelings for her and starts coming on to her?
also romance as a whole isn't really a thing in that novel, which is neat