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I want you stir fried

Yknow this reminds me of how once upon a time i sat down and had a nice talk with a snail. We was talking about our dreams and he said that he had one dream. He wanted to buy a fast car, real fast, and paint a big S on the side, so when people saw him drive by, they'd say "look at that S car go."

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HONHONHONNNNNNNNNNN, obnoxious laughing, i hear this hound doesn't deeply respect the people of the baguette and white flag. Very sad, oui oui. So I seek to change mademoiselle's mind with a humble offering of 🥐 and 🐌

#Xitter

#SergeantBuckFromODSTIsDisappointedInYourBadOpinionAzmiran

It's no large mucus usually. It is kinda like getting sprayed with a large spray of water, but more disgusting

Last night i was laying down next to a dog and scratching his side. He suddenly turned his head away from me, then sneezed with all his might on my chest and face. All of his husky might. Fortunately my mouth was shut

Duck is a horrible name

Yancy or Laurel? And I'd absolutely named a daughter Sue for reasons

Try and stop meeee