Recent content by Internet-Degenerate

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NNN is an easy feat for someone like me, whose medicine includes side effects such as decreased libido and ejaculation failure. I may as well have already won.

Don't know why, but I'm getting similar vibes to this.

EVERY👏GOOD👏CHARACTER👏HAS👏FLAWS!! The only limit in writing is your imagination. Nobody can stop you from making your main character smoke weed. If you want your MC to blaze it every now and then, go for it. Let the babies whine. If you want your MC to be a hardcore addict who shoots crack...

When I was about 10 or so, me and this other kid were being stupid and throwing sticks at each other in the middle of the school playground - kind of like dodgeball, but with sharp projectiles. Eventually, one of the sticks he threw stabbed me straight in the knee and broke off. Since things got...

This is what I'd call my dad before he'd beat me with his heavy duty extension cable. But I won in the end.

In that exact situation, my first instinct would be to escape the first chance I get. A well fed and wealthy king who's sucking up to complete strangers? A kings-guard ready to attack at any moment as if they had previous failures before? Sounds like bad news to me. I have this odd sixth sense...

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OH! THIS IS PERFECT! You see, I am currently writing a harem story that makes me wish my dad actually beat me to death with his heavy duty extension cable. If you don't care about the quality of the story, then the trick is to be insufferably inconsistent. Have scenes that are unbearably...

Psst. If you haven't already, check this out. Don't go telling anyone you got this from me, though.

I don't know why, but when I read this question, I was immediately reminded of the day I got my first Super Soaker when I was a young child. Seriously. I remember I was absolutely thrilled I got my first Super Soaker when I was about six years old. I wanted to test out it's destructive powers...

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I update whenever I fucking feel like it, because that's what the best authors do.

It sounds like you're tired. I recommend maybe taking a break from writing and giving yourself some alone time. Drink some water. Have a warm bath. Quit everything you're doing. Burn down your house and disappear off the grid. Resurface a decade later in a foreign country with a new name. Break...

Can I offer you this wizard pug in these trying times?