Moo Principle # 173 - Due to a lack of interest and support from the general public. MDBEP shelter for CN web novel writers has been shut down. The CN writers have been humanely released back into the wild.
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Moo Principle # 172 - Due to an unprecedented upsurge in abandoned and neglected CN novel writers. We are now opening Mogg Dell Beef Ear Pie's shelter for CN web novel writers. We will provide food, shelter, a loving environment, and writing supplies for the abandoned CN writers. Also, in the worst case scenarios, gentle euthanasia if we must. Call 1-800-555-5565 to hear the details of and offer donations.
Moo Principle # 171- I'm feeling rammy. I want to charge into people and gore them with my horns. I want to go into a china shop and just MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Moo Principle #170 - 'Author self insert' characters are far superior to blank slate 'reader self insert' characters.
Characters built to be their own independent entity with no self insert are superior to both, because they force a writer to explore hobbies, interests, lifestyles, roles and cultures outside of their personal experience. They are also the most difficult to write.
Moo Principle #169 - Writing fanfiction is like feeding your already fat and happy competition while you starve yourself.
Moo Principle #168 - Looooooooooooooong loooooooooooooong buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull. *moo saxaphone* mooo mooo mmoooo moo, mooo moo mooo, moooooo~ moooo mooooo, moo moo moo moo, maaa mooo maaa mooo~
Moo Principle #167 - Lists don't exist. They are a figment of your imagination. Nobody in the history of the multi-verse has ever made a list. Never happened. There is no list. Have you ever made a list? No, you haven't. Because the concept of lists doesn't exist and never has.
Moo Principle #166 - I can barely keep my typos under control, my story line straight, and my prose lean and this man Tempokai asking me to think about symbolism and motif.
Nooooo! You can't own your game copy; it's a temporary lease!
Nooooo! You should be okay with us destroying games!
Nooooo! We should be able to destroy and recycle IP to make you pay
license fees every year for recycled slop! 
Why are gamers being so stupid!?
I moo ed a map of Fruthia.
I'll need this to create more zoomed in and detailed maps later.
And yes, I like hand drawing maps. I don't care ifit looks juvenile.
𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗳.
Moo Principle #165 - Failed Meadowfors 1: He basked in the sun's golden shower.
Moo Principle #164 - You are my moonshine. My only moonshine. You make me happy, when skies are gray. You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my moonshine away.
M-m- Boi Principle #163 - M- I am a beautiful Boi. Bishounen! Yes. Bovine, never! M- I can play the drums with sleek nimble fingers, M- Yeah! Let's make a love song together, oh right! M- moving m-music is my passion. I never chew grass. Or stare at the sky. Mo- I'm too busy with my band.
(apology gift)
Boi Principle # 162 - I guess I'm going to be starting work on a fresh isekai and putting everything else on hiatus.
What happened to my bovine friend, a renewable steak source? -
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