Packing up and heading out on road trip tonight. The husband is night driving because the kid sleeps well in the car. I might drop in to say hi once we get settled at the in-laws, or I might just be offline for an entire month. It depends on multiple factors.
"Would you like to learn about how I make milk for you?"
I pull up a mammary gland anatomy video.
A few minutes in, he says, "Learn about my penis?"
"OK." I pull up a male reproductive system anatomy video.
He watches all 14 minutes and 24 seconds. "Again?"
A few minutes in, he says, "Learn about my head?"
He falls asleep to this:
Congrats on being a mother*2?
We don't really have the concept of Godparents around here, mainly cuz we treat every friend of our parents as one. Our word for aunt literally means "like mother"