Recent content by K5Rakitan

Sublime - delicious, exquisite, fancy, sometimes used for something that you are not supposed to enjoy, like revenge. Geriatric - old, but in medical terms. The opposite would be pediatric. Vested interest - Think "invested," emotionally speaking rather than monetarily.

One is the motherly one who wants to protect her baby and give it lots of attention and love. The other is the person you were before you had a baby who can't hear herself think anymore and sometimes gets angry and screams to make herself heard.

You need to think about it in the shower, take a walk . . . USE CONDOM OR YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ANOTHER SHOWER IN PEACE EVER AGAIN, AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE PUSHING A STROLLER ON EVERY WALK YOU TAKE, AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH FOR THE LITTLE CROTCH FRUIT TO TAKE A NAP IN THE STROLLER, YOU WILL BE...

Stopped kid from balancing on 1-gallon soy sauce bottle (unopened). Ordered balance board for him.

Any time she has to choose one love interest instead of both of them.

Repeated, "I like you," 5,000 times after my kid said it.

A child who learns all of your habits, both good and bad habits.

One or more of them is too proud to get therapy.

When did I drop chocolate on my blanket?

Not like I'm doing that anyway. Aside from the anxiety, caring for a kid with a fever is easier than cleaning up after a healthy one dropping food, juice, water, and toys all over the floor. Took kid to the zoo today.

Infodumps were the number one reason I rejected novels. You need a strong hook, and you can't have a strong hook with an infodump.