laccoff_mawning

My book is over two years old. I just realised I made a spelling error in the title today.

First message! Wahoo! You chose The Yellow Dummy! You walk into your kitchen, feeling unbelievable joy at the idea of actually cooking for yourself. With a hum and a skip to your steps, you try cutting an onion midair.
Oops! You chop a finger off! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So fun!!!