Recent content by ManOnAWaywardBoat

No, no, I was expecting some cheeks.

I have learnt that the most sufficient way of staying awake is to simply forget about being tired. Also that your body or at least my own, functioned only 72 hours with zero sleep before I blacked out and slept for 20 hours straight. Which waking up from wasn't pleasant in the slightest.

Long paddle or short paddle?

Oh that's perfect! You weren't the one I asked, but this answer will be indispensable to helping you. You said the girl is technically stalking you and stealing information for unknown motives correct? And she runs away every time you try to question her. Then the best solution is to just make...

:blob_blank: Do you wish to learn about the unicorn?

Ooh! Fellow comrade! But I must ask, do you prefer an engine or without? This is an inevitable question we must answer before we continue our relationship.

^ That's terrorism. Don't do that. The Ministry of Hyperbolic Claims will come after you.

Do you like boats too?

Beliefs quite a strong power. Eventually all this may just come true. So... I believe all of scribble hub will reincarnate as tad poles in the next life, to create the Raining Frog Union. Eating the flies and croaking onwards to world domination.

Oh, the waters I fish in are mostly lukewarm, while the occasional ruptures create an almost boiling heat. I normally don't need to fish when that happens as most of the fish that travel through here cannot withstand the heat. Although a pain to clean, so as to keep the river from being poisoned...

Cats. A dog is too big to fit on my boat.

Jokes aside, really what in tarnation are you doing? I'm just a fisherman. My expertise lie in the creatures that dwell the depths. I shouldn't be giving advice, and frankly I'm confused. What. Why are you trying to catch him? Isn't the logical solution clearly to find out who he is first? So...

A collective IQ of one sardine.