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  • I just drove 22 hours and my phone stopped charging midway. I had to pull over and write down the directions just so I could keep going without it. I grew a new respect for GPS. Going to get my phone fixed or possibly replaced tomorrow.
    gogo7966
    gogo7966
    basicly everybody having a gps in their pocket all the time is great when you consider how bad most people are at navigating with a map but bad because it gives me less opportunity to flex my map reading skills
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    so true.
    Fun stories about my childhood, part 1
    When I was four years old my father gave me a can of brake cleaner and a box of matches. After showing me how to turn it into a flamethrower he told me to kill all the black widows and wolf spiders in the garage. It was his way of keeping me entertained while he worked on someone's car.
    I can't play Yu-gi-oh anymore even though it was what introduced me to anime when I was a child. The reason is that the creators don't know how to balance a game without a LOT of trial and error. And they just keep making more errors!
    >make your main character the new God
    >have him, as a God, fail to save the people he cares for because the God of fate hates him for taking his waifu
    >have him wipe out the entire planet by slapping it
    >goes to another earth and save everyone he loves
    >takes place of original him so he can spend time with the people he loves
    >God of fate shows up
    >he sells his waifu
    How the fuck did I end up here?
    What are your thoughts on my shitty story idea called: Dick Wizard of the Grand Magic Academy? It's your first day at the Grand Magic academy. When you go to receive your wand you are instead given a penis. The headmaster then tells you about a prophecy that will come to pass when all of magic society will be threatened with a lack of fertility. It is now your job to seduce and knock up everyone.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    ... Yes
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    the catch is that it's an all-boys school, and the world operates under the rules of the Omegaverse. you don't have the penis. the headmaster just gave you a severed, working pair of cock and balls. you're a glorified auto-dildo. fuck you.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    I was gonna have it be a co-ed school. I didn't mistype when I said they had to knock up everyone though. If you're wondering how, the answer is magic.
    Story Time: When I was 7 my dad told me to make my own email account so I would stop using his. However, I had grown incredibly wary of the internet so I refused to put my real name in when Gmail asked for my name. What was incredibly stupid was that I used a fake name that I remembered from the History channel earlier that day...
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Pablo Escobar. I figured it would be the perfect alias and completely forgot about it. For years I used that email and still do to this day. A few years back I sent out emails with my resume and such to various employers. One of them contacted me to ask why my email told them that my name was Pablo Escobar. They are now my employer and they find the story hilarious.
    Agentt
    Agentt
    That's nothing when compared to highly.professional
    Losing the motivation to write. Guess I'll be playing Oblivion until my motivation returns.
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    KoyukiMegumi
    KoyukiMegumi
    The best way to get it back is by doing just that! Have fun! *Just glad you aren't posting about drinking your motivation back.* :blob_aww:
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    tried that with New Vegas. Ended up putting my writing on hold for 3 months to do a revolver only run with all the DLCs.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    As much as I talk about alcohol. I usually only drink on my 1-2 days off each week and only when I don't plan on leaving my apartment. The only exception being when I accidentally drank a bunch of strawberry margarita thinking it was pink lemonade before work. Though if people are pointing it out then I should probably drink less.
    Here's a recipe on how to experience what Hell will feel like for a couple of hours:

    Mix together a bottle of NyQuil, a can of Red Bull, and two ounces of vodka. Pour over ice in a pipe glass and drop in some orange peel. Enjoy suffering!

    Please do not drink if you are not a college student who is expected to make bad life choices!
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    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Yeah, it's kind of ironic too since my parents run a small coffee roasting business. Also, sorry you feel like hell but I meant to experience it. Like actually seeing it.
    KoyukiMegumi
    KoyukiMegumi
    I have no doubt in my mind you actually saw the fiery doom of hell with that combination. xD
    Agentt
    Agentt
    Tea...doesn't have caffeine, it has thyme
    My friend is an idiot. Here's a conversation I was just apart of.
    Friend: The amount of alcohol I have consumed within the past hour should make it impossible for me to walk, let alone stand. Yet, here I am, Walking among you as a mortal who has achieved godhood!
    Me: What are you on?
    Friend: The floor *passes out*
    Beer making is just advanced tea making and I feel like I've been lied to my whole life. Now all of my random knowledge about making tea can be used to promote bad ideas to rednecks and Floridians!
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Fair enough. Though now I want to see what would happen if I made a distilled spirit like rum in the same way that beer was made. then distilled it twice.
    Armored99
    Armored99
    don't see how leeching dehydrated plants is the same as letting something rot.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    The process of creating flavors in beer is the exact same with making tea. Just like with steeping tea you would steep hops, malt, barley, etc. Different temps cause different flavors as does different ingredients. One could even use tea leaves in beer making if they wanted. Once that is done then you let it ferment.
    I, a highly lactose intolerant person, just drank a half-gallon (1.9 Liters for those not using the imperial system) of Alcoholic Eggnog. I'm Prepared for death!
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    bout to turn your septic tank into an inverse noah's ark
    TheTrinary
    TheTrinary
    Forget the booze and the lactose, that's like 10k calories. Pray for your poor little heart.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Eh, I didn't eat for like a day and a half. It's practically just making up for lost calories. I also burned quite a bit of it with my workout.
    Edit: I checked the bottle and it only has 3k calories.
    Here's a warning! Don't ever try and get into the A certain magical index light novel or manga series. The seventh novel is going for $700 right now. many of the mangas are over a hundred dollars as well. Just don't do it!
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