I just drove 22 hours and my phone stopped charging midway. I had to pull over and write down the directions just so I could keep going without it. I grew a new respect for GPS. Going to get my phone fixed or possibly replaced tomorrow.
Fun stories about my childhood, part 1
When I was four years old my father gave me a can of brake cleaner and a box of matches. After showing me how to turn it into a flamethrower he told me to kill all the black widows and wolf spiders in the garage. It was his way of keeping me entertained while he worked on someone's car.
I can't play Yu-gi-oh anymore even though it was what introduced me to anime when I was a child. The reason is that the creators don't know how to balance a game without a LOT of trial and error. And they just keep making more errors!
>make your main character the new God
>have him, as a God, fail to save the people he cares for because the God of fate hates him for taking his waifu
>have him wipe out the entire planet by slapping it
>goes to another earth and save everyone he loves
>takes place of original him so he can spend time with the people he loves
>God of fate shows up
>he sells his waifu
How the fuck did I end up here?
What are your thoughts on my shitty story idea called: Dick Wizard of the Grand Magic Academy? It's your first day at the Grand Magic academy. When you go to receive your wand you are instead given a penis. The headmaster then tells you about a prophecy that will come to pass when all of magic society will be threatened with a lack of fertility. It is now your job to seduce and knock up everyone.
Story Time: When I was 7 my dad told me to make my own email account so I would stop using his. However, I had grown incredibly wary of the internet so I refused to put my real name in when Gmail asked for my name. What was incredibly stupid was that I used a fake name that I remembered from the History channel earlier that day...
My friend is an idiot. Here's a conversation I was just apart of.
Friend: The amount of alcohol I have consumed within the past hour should make it impossible for me to walk, let alone stand. Yet, here I am, Walking among you as a mortal who has achieved godhood!
Me: What are you on?
Friend: The floor *passes out*
Here's a warning! Don't ever try and get into the A certain magical index light novel or manga series. The seventh novel is going for $700 right now. many of the mangas are over a hundred dollars as well. Just don't do it!