I just drove 22 hours and my phone stopped charging midway. I had to pull over and write down the directions just so I could keep going without it. I grew a new respect for GPS. Going to get my phone fixed or possibly replaced tomorrow.
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HaHa, procrastination. YEAH!
New chapter! Who wants to see some PTSD?
https://www.scribblehub.com/read/345757-i-accidentally-summoned-the-hero-now-what/chapter/389265/
Fun stories about my childhood, part 1
When I was four years old my father gave me a can of brake cleaner and a box of matches. After showing me how to turn it into a flamethrower he told me to kill all the black widows and wolf spiders in the garage. It was his way of keeping me entertained while he worked on someone's car.
I can't play Yu-gi-oh anymore even though it was what introduced me to anime when I was a child. The reason is that the creators don't know how to balance a game without a LOT of trial and error. And they just keep making more errors!
Just a reminder to never take Maca root pills during NNN when you're single.
>make your main character the new God
>have him, as a God, fail to save the people he cares for because the God of fate hates him for taking his waifu
>have him wipe out the entire planet by slapping it
>goes to another earth and save everyone he loves
>takes place of original him so he can spend time with the people he loves
>God of fate shows up
>he sells his waifu
How the fuck did I end up here?
What are your thoughts on my shitty story idea called: Dick Wizard of the Grand Magic Academy? It's your first day at the Grand Magic academy. When you go to receive your wand you are instead given a penis. The headmaster then tells you about a prophecy that will come to pass when all of magic society will be threatened with a lack of fertility. It is now your job to seduce and knock up everyone.
Story Time: When I was 7 my dad told me to make my own email account so I would stop using his. However, I had grown incredibly wary of the internet so I refused to put my real name in when Gmail asked for my name. What was incredibly stupid was that I used a fake name that I remembered from the History channel earlier that day...
I have reached peak dumbass! Now, where's my next level evolution?
Losing the motivation to write. Guess I'll be playing Oblivion until my motivation returns.
Here's a recipe on how to experience what Hell will feel like for a couple of hours:
Mix together a bottle of NyQuil, a can of Red Bull, and two ounces of vodka. Pour over ice in a pipe glass and drop in some orange peel. Enjoy suffering!
Please do not drink if you are not a college student who is expected to make bad life choices!
My friend is an idiot. Here's a conversation I was just apart of.
Friend: The amount of alcohol I have consumed within the past hour should make it impossible for me to walk, let alone stand. Yet, here I am, Walking among you as a mortal who has achieved godhood!
Me: What are you on?
Friend: The floor *passes out*
Beer making is just advanced tea making and I feel like I've been lied to my whole life. Now all of my random knowledge about making tea can be used to promote bad ideas to rednecks and Floridians!
I, a highly lactose intolerant person, just drank a half-gallon (1.9 Liters for those not using the imperial system) of Alcoholic Eggnog. I'm Prepared for death!
Here's a warning! Don't ever try and get into the A certain magical index light novel or manga series. The seventh novel is going for $700 right now. many of the mangas are over a hundred dollars as well. Just don't do it!
Have ya'll ever written something while in an absolute daze and come back to it later thinking how the hell you wrote this? -
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