Just realized that Yu-Gi-Oh is just Ratatouille on edgy card game steroids.
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Why do people keep asking me if I need therapy? It's become a repeated thing and it's starting to get annoying.
This guy on the train just downed 2 shots. It is 8 in the morning.
I love the fact that food historians simultaneously agree that the best theory for how ravioli was invented was because Cistercian monks didn't want to go without meat during lent so they stuffed it in pasta dough to "hide" it from the Lord(guess they didn't understand what lent was about).
i always thought your name's paul trombe until now lol
Dumb idea: professional movie/play but the entire script is written in the 4chan greentext format.
Bad idea: medieval full body chainmail but it's made from thousands of tiny interwoven Prince Rupert Drops instead of metal rings.
Someone pointed out that if a person makes a sandwich with all the ingredients on top of the meat, there's a larger chance that they are a top. If they put the ingredients underneath the meat then there's a larger chance that they are a bottom. If there is no meat then they are an enigma and must be found out by other means.
Something I just realized, and I may be dumb for not noticing it sooner but *pats* is the written equal of
because it's a blob being pat on the head by another blob.
has anyone ever procrastinated so hard that they accidentally created something else entirely? I just did that and I don't know how because I woke up the next morning and it was 90% complete(guess I procrastinated finishing that too). My own father asked me what kind of drugs I'm taking and if he can have some.
Found a chipped human molar with a filling in my apartment. It isn't mine and it isn't any of the people who would have gone in my apartment either.
I find it interesting that a good amount of fellow mead makers whom actually farm bees have said that they intend to militarize the bees against government officials. So far, none have been successful.
Sometimes you just have to make your characters suffer but I don't like to always stick with conventional methods of human anatomy, no, every time they get hit their tuberculosis gets worse. Though this is only if I get tired of emotional damage.
Listen to these back to back for 24 hours
For those new to Scribblehub, I suggest you read some of the old lore. For example, My Friend and My Thigh
I get that people are suddenly flocking here, as they should, but damn, there's way more fanfiction coming in than I cared to see. Thankfully, there are plenty of scribblers who would love to read them.
You would not believe your ass,
If ten million Large Mouth Bass,
Bit at your toes as you fell asleep,
I want to make myself believe,
That planet earth is-burning, -
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