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  • *puts on my newsboy cap and looks in the mirror* Ha, I look like a douchebag.
    Have you ever read something that made you think "I believe that my eyes are too confused to commit suicide but they are definitely disgusted enough to consider it."
    I am very confused by the amount of people who have asked me how I can be so carefree and happy most of the time, and when I tell them they say happiness doesn't work like that and that I'm wrong.
    My first alarm always wakes me up and my other two are to make sure I actually get up on time. Though now I'm tired from my 4:30 alarm waking me up.
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    That or you can try the ballsy path of just waking on first ring and go.

    I can't, has to have five mins upright in bed and struggling to not close my eyes.

    Went ballsy once before and ended up sleep until boss called me for work.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    I've also tried getting up on the first ring but I'm like you and I have to sit up in bed as my mind and body both work to make sure I'm actually awake.though I also have to get up, take a shower, water my plants, and other things before I go to work so I try to get up at least 30 minutes before work.
    Whoever gave me the ability to see my thoughts as words is really stupid because I was thinking about beef and I just see BEEF in a gigantic neon font. Why is my brain like this?
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    Minx
    Minx
    Damn that's a cool superpower to terrorize people
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    It really is annoying. Definitely could be used to terrorize people if weaponized.
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    Just met an actual British "person" today. I thought they were a fantasy race like elves. Does that mean the Beatles were real and not the start of fantasy persona bands?
    Why the hell is my brain suddenly flashing images of the power glove? It was never good so why am I remembering the stupid ads?
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    It's unironically cool, is why. On the opposite end of the spectrum of the Virtual Boy, you get something that's cool and should've been a better idea but just never caught on.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Alright, I'll give you that. It was pretty cool of a concept at the time and kind of still is.
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    There are like 3 groundhogs outside my apartment and my boss said that he would like me to permanently remove them so I will now be bow hunting sometime tonight for groundhogs I have dubbed "Gordon's." Should taste good in a stew or chili.
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Paul's playing urban Survival mode.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    I always play urban survival mode. I remember being sent out by my mother at age 5 to collect wild onions and wild herbs from the swamp near my house because we couldn't afford the meal that night. At this point I just expect people to rely on me for wilderness stuff.
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    Went to go contact my illustrator to see if I could commission a few things from them but then I realized that they live in Russia. Every form of communication I have with them is now useless and even if I did get in contact with them, I can't pay them because of the bans on Russia.
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    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Weird. I don't know why her stuff is gone then.
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    SailusGebel
    SailusGebel
    There are a lot of reasons. She could have been bullied into deleting her accounts. She could've said something that violated the new laws. She could've actually been from a DNR, LNR, Crimea. She might be in the middle of immigration.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    True.
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    Had a kid blast the USSR anthem during breakfast when one of the leaders asked the group about their favorite praise songs. Absolute legend.
    I just had this dumb idea for a conspiracy theory. The whole reason why there's an obesity problem in the US is because a secret cannibal cult is running everything in America and using their power to back the fast food industry and allow horrible filler ingredients to slow the metabolism.
    I like to think of this clip when people say a fantasy story isn't realistic.
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    The thing is that, as long there is a rule, it's cool. Chemistry test and Physics test are both tests, but they have their own marking scheme and materials, you can't just go in and be like "but... I use the hydrocarbons to explore the free body diagram?!"
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    Ps. In my head, I am having the tarnished giving the maidens a vore experience thanks to mixing kirby logic.

    Fml.

    Also, I did a triple drop shot in the bowl and got kissed thrice by yellow poseidon.
    Lorelliad
    Lorelliad
    Shit, I love ERB.
    Currently looking for a single AMV on youtube that I watched 8 years ago because my mind desires the nostalgia it can provide. I have never been able to find it. Now I search deep through youtube history for it. Wish me luck!
    This cooking this is easy. I just throw a shit ton of spices into everything and people praise me as if I'm Gordon Ramsay when in fact, I have no clue what I'm doing and all I know is food safety laws.
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    Its probably legal in the sense you can eat yourself or MAYBE a consenting individual. But obtaining it is probably nigh on impossible otherwise.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Oh yeah. The person being eaten had to die from natural causes and had to give consent before death. Otherwise it's considered dedication of the dead and possible manslaughter.
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    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    Also, skip the brain because the prions in them can lead to kuru, something similar to mad cow disease.

    And the topic divergence is wild, but
    The simplest way to stay humble in my opinion is to remember that there will always be someone out there who has it worse than you. There is also always going to be someone who is better than you at something. By understanding this it will be hard to gloat or be envious of what you don't have.
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    That's fair.
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    I find the opposite to ring true, though on a personal level. I simultaneously hold the concept that I'm a drop in an ocean AND that I'm THE golden drop that makes the ocean. I understand I'm no big shot, but for motivational sake, whenever I get into my work flow I go under a subconscious assumption that I'm the best at this field, and that hypothetical status in turn makes me work harder in order to maintain it.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    It sounds stupid and complicated and like I'm sucking my own dick but keeping humble doesn't put words on the doc for me. Being an internal snob does.

    I try to keep it subdued but I guess that side of my mindset leaks into my actual behaviour every once in a while.
    Figured I would share this.
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