q log #97: they should invent a device that indicates when a vehicle is turning, this squid thinks it'd be super helpful
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q log #96: i'm joining the war on autism, on the side of autism
q log #95: and when we finally kill the gods, neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us
q log #94: check out this cute bug (points at you)
q log #93: you say you're prey coded, but prey struggles, prey runs. you're ready-to-eat meal coded.
yes, that avi is my sona, yes, theyre cute, yes theyre available, and no, no tentacle stuff until the third date
Your avi is so cute!
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q log #92: absolutely infuriating that eating food and taking the medicine makes this one feel better, how dare the flesh puppet have needs when there's far more interesting things to focus on out there
q log #91: there's thousands of fish in the sea and they all hate you
q log #90: they should create hrt that gives you animal ears and a tail
q log #89: this cuttlefish has three hearts, and each one is full of concern
q log #88: When someone calls me "mentally ill" and they think that means "bad and false and wrong", that tells me everything I need to know about their level of humanity!
I mean yes, I'm in need of mental health care, but I'm also fabulous and right.
q log #87: mortality is a lie manufactured by the graveyard industry to deny arable land to farmers and siphon the power of our immortal souls to feed to celebrities and monarchs to keep them from aging
q log #86: "why do you text in all lowercase?"
god forbid a bitch is anti capitalism
q log #85: Top 8 reasons to date an octopus... slime... whatever we are:
1.theyre hot
2.theyre cute
3.theyre adorable
4.theyre hot
5.theyre funny
6.theyre smart
7.theyre hot
8.tentacle porn
q log #84: You all should give me $200.
Why?
1) i want it
2) it'd look better on me
3) its good luck 4 u
q log #83: yeah, i'm stupid and cute; a dangerous combination for everyone around me. I remain safe in the eye of my storm, unaware of the chaos I bring
q log #82: one of these days these little numbered notes of ours is gonna get called a qlog. Appropriately so, as these things are just thoughts that got stuck in our brain's drain.
q log #81: Hmm, should I murder my MC quickly, or slowly? Should I give them hope, only to take it away? Or should I have them get curbstomped? Many questions, many ways the characterization could go.
q log #80: some days I want to die, some days I want the world to burn. Mental health is a fuck
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