Moo Principle #139 - Only two people told me how much they love Candy Mountain. That's sad. You can do better. Do better.
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Moo Principle #138 - You SHF eldritch horrors all need to stop being so entertaining. It's distracting me from creating my magnum opossums.
*slams door*
Moo Principle # 137 - Tell Me How Much Everybody Loves Candy Mountain! (No Politics Please)
At least good to know that up to two people had discovered and voiced out the cow becoming furby.
You look so sexy in this new form. It makes me want to eat you.
Your pfp is making me hungry
Moo Principle # 136 - The first rule of fight club is we don't talk about fight club.
Moo Principle # 135 - Dwarves are not and never have been muscle [Redacted]. Stop calling them that. It is both offensive and wrong.
This has been a pubic service anouncement from Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie.
I think you might enjoy this.
Moo Principle # 134 - Because the earth is flat we shouldn't drill because all the water in the ocean could fall out the bottom and splash the turtle carrying us on a railroad track through space who would then go on strike but since the ocean has a lot of water, it might drown so it would shoot the sun with a water beam which would cause it to go out and make us all freeze to death.
Moo Principle # 133 - Parrying is a sword fighting technique.
Hiiisssssssss!!!!!!!!! How DARE flamingos flaunt here!!!!! Nya agh!!!!! 
Cutie in background spotted~.
Moo Principle # 132 - I just want you to know that you are amazing, unique, powerful, talented, and can achieve anything you desire because nothing is impossible except for the stuff you can't do because you don't believe in yourself!
And I'm not just saying this because I have flower crown.
*places a flower crown on your head*
(^-^)
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Moo Principle # 131 - hi
Moo Principle #130 -
P.Nutt the anti-watersports peanut, would like to remind you that golden showers are neither gold or a shower.
CorNEEPNEEP, the anti-scat corn, says, "Du bedap dababooooooop! Dubeeeeda dababoooooooooop! Who sings like that? If you find that appealing, you are rigidly dumb like....
firmmanappeal,
the anti-flaccidity banana."
P. Nutt, the anti-watersports peanut, has been summoned 
Can I get a list of all anti-somthing mascots? -
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