Domn'trenm, Maeth, Domn'cernm-domn'quinm eshnm. Themrnex aurtge, trethegrem esh-yeem~.
(It is the 23rd of May, 2025. This morning is very nice so far-yeem~.)
Reincarnated as a ∆(delta) level intergalactic envoy in Aushephex's society! ~Drink oil and eat stones! But I don't wanna leave my bed and go to Terra! Wait, did you just say that Terra has limestone? Sign me up right away!~
I dreamt I was a chinaman in a chinaman factory, but I decided to skip work, and the next day my boss came in with a pistol and shot 3 of my co-workers dead, and also tried to kill me, but the bullets were ineffective against me. He shot me 12 times. The worst wound from the bullets that hit me was one on my forehead, where a bullet hit and then gave me a light scratch.
I can't get off the couch, because there is a toddler laying on top of me, and he has decided that I am a comfortable pillow to sleep on. His head is laying on my left breast.
The person who made my food must have been high as hell. The top bun is upside down and so is the bottom one, there are sixteen pickle slices instead of the usual two, and two orders of fries are missing.
I just made a pound cake, using a pound of flour, a pound of sugar, a pound of butter, 6 eggs along with another 6 egg yolks, a tablespoon of vanilla, and a teaspoon of salt.
Last night, I had a dream that I was a mafioso, but I had a soft spot for a girl who worked at a bakery, so I would go there every day and get a different pastry just to see her. I woke up when I bit the sixth pastry, and I was biting my blanket.
When I was a newly born, just after learning how to crawl, I got an ornament with lead paint off of the Christmas tree and ate all of the lead paint off of it. I didn't get lead poisoning, but I was very close. I also don't remember this, and the only reason I know about this is that I heard it from my mother.
This morning, I went to take a drink of my water, only for it to have algae in it, but I didn't realize until after I drank it. I noticed something wrong with the taste, but still drank it, and then I checked it and noticed, and then my stomach started hurting, and I vomit extremely painfully.
In my minecraft server, I built a massive stone cylinder in the middle of the ocean(thank god for builder's wands), built a village on top of it, got some villagers by curing zombie villagers, collected taxes by becoming a lord, and maxed out all their profession mastery with the tax money.
shutting down the server for about 30-45 minutes at most, for config changes that require me to actually know how to format them. it may go back online once during this time to actually verify that it works, then if it doesn't, it's going to go back down again, until I fix it, at which point, I will promptly reenable it.