Sola-sama
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Someone commented on my story posted in RR
"is this supposed to be a story or a biology lesson"
I can only answer with 'This is in fact, a biology book wrapped in a story'
Good sire, I am fully aware of my verbose style of storytelling. You've reached the 60k word count, there's no need for you to continue reading if you don't like it.
Use it wisely.
Hello, I am Woolen_Bat_Monkey, and I have ventured into your humble abode with a rather pressing request for blood on behalf of my dearest mother. It would be unwise to refuse, for declining my request could lead to consequences that involve your presence as an essential "crop" on our newly established farm.
The pinnacle of intellect.
What type of lunch did you pack today? Is there a Blood Box?
This cringe puppet starts the Cringe Association with my good friend Sola-sama. Let us start off a wonderful FRIENDship under the gloriously colorful Stars above.
Dear diary... today is a bad day....
My lunch money is stolen by a vampire...
Top three contributors in my reaction scores
The Emprah protects, brah.
Forgot to put chicken in the fridge last night...
I made 1 kg of slightly-rancid chicken katsu, shared it with 2 other peeps. No matter how much I disguise the taste with demi-glace sauce, the strange taste is still there.
Random animal fact #8
The only mammals to undergo menopause are elephants, humpback whales and human females.
Just cut my hair. Farewell soft obsidian black hair, you will be missed.
Me: Yeah, the existence of hentai is kinda your fault bro...
Oppenheimer: what the fuck
*Wheezes*
Kneepple
The countdown resets as the world persists on its path around the sun.
Happy REDACTEDᵗʰ Birthday
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