T.K._Paradox

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  T.K._Paradox

• Feb 10, 2023

I forgot NightQuill is a sleeping aid, I took some not so long ago and I think I am already feeling it.

The fact I was tired before hand isn't helping.

I have already rewrote this in drafts three times because of incorrect spelling.

With absolute bangers like: immacorrect, tires, and Nighquil I am pretty sure this is just my brain to telling to go to bed.

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  T.K._Paradox

• Feb 4, 2023

Ten days from now people will be giving each other chocolates and love letters.

All thanks to a priest that married people in secret and was killed for doing so.

No, this isn't a 'religion bad' post. Just find it interesting to be honest.

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  T.K._Paradox

• Jan 21, 2023

Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience -- Mark Twain

This quote has never more resonated than me working around people that are WAY too comfortable around fire and boiling oil.

Especially when they grab the inside of the oven without gloves.

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  T.K._Paradox

• Jan 19, 2023

Rewriting the first book I posted here, thought I should take a look at the original.

I physically cringed some of the beginner mistakes I made here.

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  T.K._Paradox

• Jan 12, 2023

Friendship is a deadly thing.

A friend at work told me to eat a bit of onion, "no balls."

He did this knowing how much I hate it, but I guess he wasn't expecting me to pick up a raw one and start eating it like an apple.

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  Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

• Jan 5, 2023

Team Kill Paradox.

They're on your team, but they keep killing you. Are they really on your side?

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  T.K._Paradox

• Jan 1, 2023

Bought Sea of Thieves and Rimworld recently.

Love every moment of each game.

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  T.K._Paradox

• Nov 21, 2022

Some moron recently hit golf balls into the Grand Canyon.

For internet points, honestly, they should be down there picking up their balls until they find them all.

That would teach them more of a lesson than paying a fine.

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  Agentt

• Sep 19, 2022

Hello apple

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  T.K._Paradox

• Aug 27, 2022

Honestly I want a harem story about a guy forced into multiple marriages, that eventually comes down to him being some sort of monster hunter or treasure hunter to support his newfound giant family.

I think it'd be a funny time to read on how he juggles the actuality of having a harem and the actual relationships.

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  T.K._Paradox

• Jul 2, 2022

My little brother nearly killed me today.

I was sitting there enjoying my coffee on the porch, and this little shit crept up behind me and said in a perfect Carl Wheezer impression, "Mmh, Jimmy's Mom."

Right as I took a big sip of coffee.

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  T.K._Paradox

• Jun 18, 2022

Chapter Two of Drift Hero out now:

Drift Hero - Chapter Two: Next Day Surprises | Scribble Hub

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  T.K._Paradox

• May 29, 2022

Fun fact: The Founder of America's navy was an Irish Pirate.

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  T.K._Paradox

• May 26, 2022

Next chapter of Drift Hero out now!:

Drift Hero - Chapter One: Creature Hunting | Scribble Hub

www.scribblehub.com

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  T.K._Paradox

• May 15, 2022

I finally did it. I am no longer a slacker:

Drift Hero - Prologue: The Beginning | Scribble Hub

www.scribblehub.com

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  T.K._Paradox

• May 13, 2022

I was reading some Chinese novel and the protagonist takes a huge drag on a cigarette and calls it 'refreshing'.

I am sorry what? This must be some cultural Chinese shit, given the fact inhaling the 'fresh air' in Beijing is like licking a block of asbestos.

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  T.K._Paradox

• May 11, 2022

With the sheer amount of people calling me racist as of late, I am surprised I haven't been banned.

(For special Internet people that might want to ban me, I am not racist.)

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  Ilikewaterkusa

• May 6, 2022

Hello, The KKK paradox

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  T.K._Paradox

• May 5, 2022

20 years from now Cardi B is going to be rapping about her Fake Ass Titties (F.A.T.)

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  T.K._Paradox

• May 5, 2022

Today I feel like being your laundry mat philosopher:
Women are like cocaine; both are fun and addicting.

Til they start compromising your health.