Rewriting the first book I posted here, thought I should take a look at the original.
I physically cringed some of the beginner mistakes I made here.
I physically cringed some of the beginner mistakes I made here.
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Friendship is a deadly thing.
A friend at work told me to eat a bit of onion, "no balls."
He did this knowing how much I hate it, but I guess he wasn't expecting me to pick up a raw one and start eating it like an apple.
Team Kill Paradox.
They're on your team, but they keep killing you. Are they really on your side?
Bought Sea of Thieves and Rimworld recently.
Love every moment of each game.
Some moron recently hit golf balls into the Grand Canyon.
For internet points, honestly, they should be down there picking up their balls until they find them all.
That would teach them more of a lesson than paying a fine.
Hello apple
Honestly I want a harem story about a guy forced into multiple marriages, that eventually comes down to him being some sort of monster hunter or treasure hunter to support his newfound giant family.
I think it'd be a funny time to read on how he juggles the actuality of having a harem and the actual relationships.
My little brother nearly killed me today.
I was sitting there enjoying my coffee on the porch, and this little shit crept up behind me and said in a perfect Carl Wheezer impression, "Mmh, Jimmy's Mom."
Right as I took a big sip of coffee.
Chapter Two of Drift Hero out now:
- Chapter Two: Next Day Surprises | Scribble Hub
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Fun fact: The Founder of America's navy was an Irish Pirate.
Next chapter of Drift Hero out now!:
- Chapter One: Creature Hunting | Scribble Hub
I finally did it. I am no longer a slacker:
Drift Hero - Prologue: The Beginning | Scribble Hub
I was reading some Chinese novel and the protagonist takes a huge drag on a cigarette and calls it 'refreshing'.
I am sorry what? This must be some cultural Chinese shit, given the fact inhaling the 'fresh air' in Beijing is like licking a block of asbestos.
With the sheer amount of people calling me racist as of late, I am surprised I haven't been banned.
(For special Internet people that might want to ban me, I am not racist.)
Hello, The KKK paradox
20 years from now Cardi B is going to be rapping about her Fake Ass Titties (F.A.T.)
Today I feel like being your laundry mat philosopher:
Women are like cocaine; both are fun and addicting.
Til they start compromising your health.
Pineapple on pizza is good.
19 is a weird age to be at; does anyone else feel an older on their birthday or do you feel just the same?
Today I found out my entire head of hair is already graying.
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