That one trope where the isekai people explain to the MC how their monetary system works, but instead of all decimal and nice it's the pre-decimal British Pound system
To whoever wrote the mommy cooking blog I read where it told mashed potatoes were a valid meal to freeze and re-heat: it's not. curse you, curse you and your descendants, a thousand unrisen cakes and a hundred soggy bottom pizzas
I love vacations because it's the perfect time to tell myself every day I have the entire day free to work on my personal projects and proceed to not do any work on my personal projects.
I want you to take me home, I want to feel fulfilled today. I expect you may be able to get me a little bit wet. I want to stop by your place, tipsy, then kiss you accidentally. I want to be with you in a dark, lukewarm room.
Anon, Anon,
Give me your answer, do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two!
Sometimes I can't quite differentiate if what's preventing me from writing is my chronic procrastination or my deep-seated fear of writing something that sucks.
me: get out of my head make it stop get out of my head make it stop get out of my head make it stop get out of my head make it stop get out of my head make it stop get out of my head make it stop get out of my head make it stop get out of my head make it stop