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Hrrmmm... Merely embarrassing instead of fatal. I like it.

Curse that makes you follow that sigma grindset. One more rep. Lightweight BABY!

I need harmless/beneficial curses. Imagine you had the ability to make cursed rings. When you put on the ring, the curse takes effect...

spite

Never chase trends. You'll never catch up. Pick something and become the best at it.

The Lord Edgelord, Lord of the edge: Part 2 - Edge Harder

KITTY! I think... Why is there no tendril hub?

Life is not fair. This is a good thing. People who complain about life being unfair usually mean they want life to be unfair in their...

Blink?

Which makes more money? Which one do you hate more? Pick the one with the best Hate to Money ratio.

Okay, I'm gonna be perfectly honest here... First Impressions? This sounds like a Horoscope written by a P'd'file. You have good...

Every country is a self-aware memetic being and they talk by the color shirts people wear. They perform actions like a JRPG game...

Well, I was born under [sound of a bagpipe filled up with yak vomit and broken glass playing the chorus to In A Gadda Da Vida] Let's...

Well DUH. But that's what water is, ya know? So, you can break it down into hydrogen and oxygen. Of course you need a source of ignition...