Recent content by TheEldritchGod

Every country is a self-aware memetic being and they talk by the color shirts people wear. They perform actions like a JRPG game. AMERICA CASTS DEFENSE SPENDING. It was gonna be a comedy.

Well, I was born under [sound of a bagpipe filled up with yak vomit and broken glass playing the chorus to In A Gadda Da Vida] Let's check it out. O.O Scary accurate.

Well DUH. But that's what water is, ya know? So, you can break it down into hydrogen and oxygen. Of course you need a source of ignition after that point, but carry around a lighter and yer good. And, of course, there are the different isotopes involved. You can still add another 3 neutrons to...

Water, Ice, and Steam are the same thing. But if you had to pick one, Ice, because you could make Ice-7, the ice that forms at room temperature... And 32,000 atmospheres. Shoot someone with a shard of that, and your problems go away. Well... You will have to mop. I personally went with the...

Alas, I do not know how loans work on that continent.

Are you in America?

I usually just spend my XP as soon as I can.

Well, if she's got the booba, then it's fine from the ML's perspective. I don't think you understand the word "can't". I also don't think you understand Vampires, if you think something like "the rules" from a governing body is an issue. What you mean isn't "can't" but "shouldn't". And what...

Need clarification. How big are the fae's boobs? And why hasn't the wife slaughtered the fae? I mean, divorce is always an option when you use cold iron buckshot. Or find everything the fae loves and turn it into a giant flesh blob with vicissitude. As a kinda, welcome to the family. I combined...

So... fan fiction? I don't get permission. Why should you? Call it fanfiction. Provide a link. Write it. If yer bored, I got several books you can feel free to fanfiction.

I play it for the clients, sometimes.

"Tiny kittens HQ" 24 hours a day seven days a week live kitten streaming on YouTube e.

Sort of. It's often when you are writing a story and you go, I need to get to X. To get to X, A, B, and C must happen. These are often bad things, because a story without conflict, is like looking in the sears catalog for fap material when someone tore out The woman's underwear section. It's...

Need details. What do the realms do? How many? What culture? Who went before? You could name each realm after the one who discovered it along with his fighting style, like. Brillfrogerton the pious' Realm of two bears high-fiving. Or just two bears for short.