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    Recommendations Any super-duper funny fantasy stories?

    I mostly read on RoyalRoad, so my recommendation will be for there : Cinnamon Bun - (On SH) Very light hearted, has an Alice in Wonderland vibe, and is full of fluff, chaos and comedy. How to get lost: a wanderers guide - A guy wakes up in the wilderness with no memories, and just wings it...
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    🔥[CHALLENGE]🔥 Finish the Sentence in EXACTLY 20 Words! Unleash Your Creativity

    The mysterious stranger entered the room and retreated rapidly. “I was warned of your colorful, and... irritatingly effective magic.” “I need your help, not your snarky comment.”
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    Reincarnated to another world, but...

    How is this more interesting? Imagine all the character drama and pathos that could go into a family struggling to accept an otherworler in their midst after he fused with their child/siblings body and soul. Divide them, make some of the family hate him and consider him as a skin walker...
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    Boomers sure are unhinged...

    I don't see how your mother was unhinged. Sure you should always avoid racial slurs, but when you are trying to warn your kid of a danger that terrifies you, it's no time to dance around the subject by using euphemisms. If I'm worried a friend of mine will be influenced by a jihadist cult and...
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    What is this?

    My expert detective skills lead me to believe this is a Parcel Post Customs Declaration for the United States of America. Probably made in 1979. It's just an official document used when sending stuff abroad, since this one is blank it should not have been used.
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    Cookies History

    I cry each time I see them under my chapters. I wrote so hard, wrote so much, why is it still not enough? The blobs haut me in my dreams, those despicable beings, stealing my cookies and eating them right in front of me. What have I done to deserve this?
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    I have 666 readers.

    Wrong mythology. Muses are under the joint jurisdiction of the greek and roman pantheons, so you should address your support ticket to Hades or Pluto, but I am not sure what their identifying number is.
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    How to sound like an 'unreliable narrator'?

    Writing an unreliable narator is teh same as a reliable one, only give it a biase. It can be in any style you want to write, it only has to describe events in a way that are not true, and give enough clues to the reader so he can figure out that the narator is lying or exagerating.
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    How to write a good harem?

    Well, a good harem would be a story about intrigue and manipulation. A normal couple, one guy one girl, where both parties are trying their hardest to make it work, is already so hard to keep stable, so the fantasy of a harem where evryone loves each other and is totaly chill about everything is...
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    Recommend some books!

    Anirenth, Isle of splendor. This should break all your rules. It’s mine, It’s not excellent, it’s not underappreciated, it’s very far from complete, and I will give you no link. It was challenging to break your first point, as it is hard to find a novel that does not belong to any format or...
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    To those who like to travel often

    The difference matters because they basically have nothing in common, besides being on the seaside. Of course asia is influenced by china, china is part of asia. but can you see this in the UK/persia? Besides, does being inspired mean that it is boring? I'm sure all the novels you like/wrote...
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    To those who like to travel often

    One wonders if perhaps you should travel more. Saying everywhere is the same is the same as saying "why don't you get bored of fantasy books, they are always the same." Its a completely misinformed argument that shows you have never taken the time to see those different places. All beaches are...
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    How to escape north korea

    Take one of those movie prop gun with infinite ammo and just walk out while killing everything you see. What could go wrong?
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    Business advice.

    You mean apart for ordering a hit? If he is a minor then probably try to find his parents and talk to them about your issue? I'm pretty sure damaging a buisnees like that and making false claim is illegal, so you can try and play that card. Maybe don't go straight to teh police, but make him...
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    I was kicked out of my clan. TT__TT

    When I am hurt I always try to rationalize, and be as objective as possible. Don't act on impulse, think about what is best for you. At this point in time, what is this game to you? Does playing it feel like a chore that you feel needs to be done but does not bring you any joy, or is it truly a...
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