I woke up to a text notification this morning, and I had never seen the number before so I didn't answer it but they were congratulating me for my birthday! Yay! I told my whole family that a stranger knows my birthday better than them, and then they said it wasn't my birthday. Busted.
Please, anybody out there I have lost my brain. I usually keep it in a jar by my bedside but it appears to have been stolen. If you see it please call: 1800 XXX XXXX toll free number. Thanks you, I will see myself out.
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I opened my chrome app on my phone and realized I had 82 tabs up... because I dont wanna lose my place in the stories I'm reading and I already have like a gazillion bookmarks... (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
So someone was really nice at work yesterday and gave me cookies from that shop I mentioned, it was peanut butter reeses I think? Well anyway, that one was good, but holy moly it was huge! Like the size of a cake!
There's this specialty cookie shop in town and my friend keeps telling me to go, but cookies make me sick. Like, I can only eat one or else I throw up. I'm pretty sure it's psychological though, 'cause I like sugary things a lot.
Somebody told me to stop smiling and close my mouth, but as you can see I have no flesh... I told told them if they want it so bad then to do it themselves. Their jaw fell off.