Time runs out, as you are falling from the top of a tree. You see that your about to crash onto pavement. As you land truck-kun swerves and misses you

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Crawl onto the road so another truck can hit me. If no truck is willing to hit me than I will call an ambulance, if it has not already been called.
 

Lloyd

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Isekai myself with a shotgun. Livestreamed on facebook of course.
 

Underload

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Get up. Thank god for saving me. Find that one girl I haven't met yet. Get better at my job. Earn more. Have kids. Become a hero in the coming war. Become a national hero, a legend. Write a best seller about my time as a private who stopped the war. Protect my neighbor from assassination. Learn that she's an alien. Join the secret society. Become a double agent. Lead Earth into the stars. Become an immortal.

Finally, wake up from the dream, receive the hospital bills and die of a heart attack.
 

Lloyd

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Get up. Thank god for saving me. Find that one girl I haven't met yet. Get better at my job. Earn more. Have kids. Become a hero in the coming war. Become a national hero, a legend. Write a best seller about my time as a private who stopped the war. Protect my neighbor from assassination. Learn that she's an alien. Join the secret society. Become a double agent. Lead Earth into the stars. Become an immortal.

Finally, wake up from the dream, receive the hospital bills and die of a heart attack.
You can always just skip the bill.
 

FoxxieFox

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Use my abyssal tentacles to draw my projection back to my main mass and then promptly nap for the next couple millennia.
 
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