ElijahRyne
Not that Lazy…
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- Aug 12, 2021
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Now, you are injured and can no longer be isekai-ed, what do you do?
I will push it… I will… Bites the Dust will take effect… *Ambulance proceeds to backup*I will call an ambulance, if it has not already been called.
You can always just skip the bill.Get up. Thank god for saving me. Find that one girl I haven't met yet. Get better at my job. Earn more. Have kids. Become a hero in the coming war. Become a national hero, a legend. Write a best seller about my time as a private who stopped the war. Protect my neighbor from assassination. Learn that she's an alien. Join the secret society. Become a double agent. Lead Earth into the stars. Become an immortal.
Finally, wake up from the dream, receive the hospital bills and die of a heart attack.
You can only hold the fart for so long. Little by little it will escape and suffocate the happiness around.You can always just skip the bill.