To beat Judeus's assWe all know that Jesus rose from the dead, but why?
Very good point! Now the only question is if he was of alien origin or human origin, but from the future. I'll have to make another thread.A cyborg in disguise.
When he got stabbed with a spear, there was blood and water. Could it have been oil?
Food for thought.
Oh! What color?someone probably threw a phoenix down on his grave.
Oh! What color?
What if one of the X chromosomes broke and became a Y?Jesus was a time mage. He attached a regression spell to his body, and set it to activate three days later and return him to the state he was in at casting. Also Jesus had XX chromosomes, since virgin births only ever have access to the mother's DNA.