Everything can lactate

[gaylolis]

If everything in this world can lactate, whose / which milk do you wish to see or drink?

What do you think it would look, smell or taste like?

Personally I'm curious about Mother Earth's milk since she's a delicious MILF.

 

[Maldon]

I want to drink computer milk, become even closer to the machines.

 

[Anon2024]

Sometimes I wonder if I'm really the most perverted person on SHF... or does the OP beat me?

 

[gaylolis]

Sometimes I wonder if I'm really the most perverted person on SHF... or does the OP beat me?

i just love drinking milk in general

 

[TotallyHuman]

When I read the topic, I thought it was a different user who posted it...

 

[Lorelliad]

Imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their co-

 

[CheertheDead]

This reminds me of the fact that I am lactose intolerant. I will proceed to the corner of my bed and start making sad noise.

 

[LilRora]

You just reminded me of an idea I had for my story about the mc's milk. Damn. Hot, thick, like honey, vanilla in taste and color. Mhm~.

 

[Sully]

Wtf

 

[TheDerpieGod]

starfish milk, cuz its the closest to being famous you'll ever be! But seriously this has the potential to be horrifying. You would insta drown.

 

[Arkus86]

Imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their co-

Stop right there, criminal scum!

 

[aimless]

Imagine if men had to breastfeed babies using their co-

Babies usually bite when they’re breastfeeding

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

If everything in this world can lactate, whose / which milk do you wish to see or drink?

What do you think it would look, smell or taste like?

Personally I'm curious about Mother Earth's milk since she's a delicious MILF.

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[Agentt]

My own?

 

[Schultz_von]

*Sighs* this thread should come with a disclaimer

 

[Lorelliad]

Babies usually bite when they’re breastfeeding

Even better

 

[NotaNuffian]

... Well, Moses can get water out of a rock, why tf not have inanimated objects lactate?

So first and foremost, only solids lactate? Like, liquid itself is... liquid and if liquid lactates too... then it is too OP imba. Same as gas, I don't want to breathe and get choked by air's milk.

... pausing now, I find myself not wanting to suck on teats of wombat, tree and the beach... so I've got nothing. Yet.

 

[gaylolis]

... Well, Moses can get water out of a rock, why tf not have inanimated objects lactate?

So first and foremost, only solids lactate? Like, liquid itself is... liquid and if liquid lactates too... then it is too OP imba. Same as gas, I don't want to breathe and get choked by air's milk.

... pausing now, I find myself not wanting to suck on teats of wombat, tree and the beach... so I've got nothing. Yet.

i never said that it has to be solids, so feel free :D

 

[JayDirex]

I'd breastfeed in public with a manly grimace! -_-

 

[human]

i would drink milk milk, and use the excess to create milk milk milk and so on for infinite milk. I can then sell the milk milks and dominate the milk industry and never have to pay for milk ever again