3 snails

[Agentt]

I saw 3 snails yesterday.


In my pot!

I live on the first floor!

How the feck they got here!

I haven't changed soil in an year!


Have they been hiding in the soil for over an year and only revealed themselves now since it's monsoon now!

 

[gaylolis]

sounds like a good time for french cuisine, monsieur.

 

[Kassel]

I saw 3 snails yesterday.


In my pot!

I live on the first floor!

How the feck they got here!

I haven't changed soil in an year!


Have they been hiding in the soil for over an year and only revealed themselves now since it's monsoon now!

Uh. Cool. That’s good to know.

 

[Jailbreak571]

...
I saw a snake under my washing machine. I don't know how it got there but it was pretty big not gonna lie. At that time the snake was easily taller than me but that was an 11-year-old me.

 

[Millarca]

How the feck they got here!

Carefully.

 

[Daitengu]

Would not recommend eating. Also, clean up their slime trails. Apparently wild snails have a chance of harboring a rat parasite that can kill people.

 

[doravg]

Would not recommend eating. Also, clean up their slime trails. Apparently wild snails have a chance of harboring a rat parasite that can kill people.

Wow... my parents used to collect them from our garden to cook. They were tasty, I never knew they were dangerous.

 

[Agentt]

Wow... my parents used to collect them from our garden to cook. They were tasty, I never knew they were dangerous.

A lot of stuff dies after boiling or frying them.

Eating is not reccomended because rarely can you ensure that meat is properly cooked, inside out, especially with how some people prefer to eat raw meat and call it Rare

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Eat the snail, and become the snail.

 

[georgelee5786]

Train them. Make them strong. Make them have children, then train the children. Repeat until you have a snail army.

 

[K5Rakitan]

sounds like a good time for french cuisine, monsieur.

Feed them some cornmeal first to clean out their digestive tracts.